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Bear Hunting..........

Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travelled up to Alaska , spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned...
09:33 Wed 30th Mar 20162 answers, last by Turnersoutdoorma 11:54 Tue 27th Dec 2022
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Baptising An Irishman..............

Paddy is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The...
09:28 Wed 30th Mar 2016
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A Few Smiles..........

I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl. I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection ... but she did....
09:50 Fri 25th Mar 2016
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Definitions.............

BEAUTY PARLOR A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST Mud with...
14:05 Thu 24th Mar 2016
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What About Steve..............

A Montana rancher got in his pick-up and drove to a neighbouring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door. 'Is yer Dad home?' the rancher asked. 'No sir, he ain't,' the boy...
13:54 Thu 24th Mar 20162 answers, last by maggiebee 17:27 Thu 24th Mar 2016
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The First Grader...............

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked,'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the...
11:57 Mon 21st Mar 2016
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Best Feature...........

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a...
10:29 Mon 21st Mar 20161 answer, last by roger 16:05 Thu 24th Mar 2016
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Tips For Life...........

1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY...
10:24 Mon 21st Mar 20162 answers, last by marval 16:15 Mon 21st Mar 2016
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Bath Time.............

It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and the Young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also...
11:41 Fri 18th Mar 20167 answers, last by -Talbot- 17:44 Sat 19th Mar 2016
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How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity In Retirement

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars, and watch them slow down! 2. On all your cheque stubs, write, 'For Marijuana'! 3. Skip down the street...
12:51 Wed 16th Mar 20163 answers, last by zebo 23:33 Wed 16th Mar 2016
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Two Irish Nuns.................

Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car in Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks in a car pulls up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your ***, ye *** penguins!" shouts one of the...
13:29 Tue 15th Mar 2016
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Aussie Ventriloquist...........

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi, 'G'day,...
11:33 Thu 10th Mar 20162 answers, last by Tilly2 20:16 Thu 10th Mar 2016
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My New Doctor................

I went to the doctor's office the other day at my wife’s request and found out my new family doctor is a young female & drop-dead gorgeous. I was embarrassed but she said: "Don't worry, I'm a...
11:06 Wed 09th Mar 20169 answers, last by marval 22:24 Wed 09th Mar 2016
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Facebook...................

For those of my older generation who do not really comprehend why Facebook exists. Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I...
14:30 Tue 08th Mar 20161 answer, last by Quizmonkey 15:39 Tue 08th Mar 2016
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The Librarian.............

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?' To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and...
14:13 Fri 04th Mar 20162 answers, last by EDDIE51 21:30 Fri 04th Mar 2016
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Walking Eagle..............

President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York . He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every...
15:33 Thu 03rd Mar 20164 answers, last by zebo 01:55 Fri 04th Mar 2016
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Airline Food.........

Airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening Aer Lingus flight from ​Dublin, the lead flight attendant for the cabin crew in her lovely Irish brogue​ nervously made the following...
15:29 Thu 03rd Mar 20161 answer, last by marval 17:29 Thu 03rd Mar 2016

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