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Plane About To Crash........

A PLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WERE 5 PASSENGERS ON BOARD, BUT ONLY 4 PARACHUTES. THE FIRST PASSENGER, HOLLY MADISON SAID, "I HAVE MY OWN REALITY SHOW AND I AM THE SMARTEST AND PRETTIEST WOMAN AT...
15:17 Wed 02nd Mar 20163 answers, last by Georgiesmum 14:18 Thu 03rd Mar 2016
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Painting The White Line.........................

A road crew supervisor hired Mick from Cork to paint the white line down the middle of the road. He was concerned about hiring him since he didn't have any painting background, but he appeared...
13:42 Fri 26th Feb 2016
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A Few Old Ones.........

The human body has seven trillion nerves. My husband manages to get on every bloody one of them! Teacher says, "OK class, I'd like you all to tell me what you need at home. Susie says, "We need a...
13:23 Fri 26th Feb 2016
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The Haircut..........

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist...
13:18 Fri 26th Feb 2016
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Poor Bessie............

A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy. 'Didn't you say to the police...
11:52 Thu 25th Feb 2016
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Get Out Of My Car..............

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to...
09:26 Wed 24th Feb 20162 answers, last by marval 15:25 Wed 24th Feb 2016
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Italian Virgin..........

Maria had just married and, being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous. Her mother reassured her; 'Don't worry,...
09:20 Wed 24th Feb 20162 answers, last by Sqad 15:27 Wed 24th Feb 2016
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The Chemist...........

Arriving home, a husband was met by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "The Chemist. He insulted me this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the...
13:13 Tue 23rd Feb 20161 answer, last by chrissa1 13:33 Tue 23rd Feb 2016
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Squirrel Problem...........

There was a Presbyterian, Baptist, Methodist, Catholic Church and a Jewish Synagogue in a small town. Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian Church...
12:04 Mon 22nd Feb 20161 answer, last by aelmpvw 12:06 Mon 22nd Feb 2016
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A Biblical Story...........

A woman runs a red traffic light and crashes into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly, neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; "Wow, just...
11:54 Mon 22nd Feb 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 11:57 Mon 22nd Feb 2016
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Statistics........................

Statistics recently released from The United Nations reveal that: Australian, Canadian, UK and US men between 50 and 75 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, whereas...
19:15 Fri 19th Feb 20165 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:19 Sat 20th Feb 2016
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What's The Nail For..........

Carol, a blonde city girl, marries a Cornish dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Carol, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our...
15:06 Thu 18th Feb 20161 answer, last by maggiebee 15:48 Thu 18th Feb 2016
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A Touching Story..........

A small boy named Hameed lived in a village in Morocco. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy...
15:01 Thu 18th Feb 20161 answer, last by maggiebee 15:50 Thu 18th Feb 2016
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The Boots...............

He asked the teacher for help to put on his boots and she could see why. Even with her pulling, and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on,...
15:59 Wed 17th Feb 20165 answers, last by Togo 18:25 Wed 17th Feb 2016
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Little Johnny...........

Little Johnny's teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast. To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their...
13:56 Mon 15th Feb 20161 answer, last by -SharonA- 14:33 Mon 15th Feb 2016
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Mrs Clinton...........

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, and finds out she's pregnant. She is furious. Here she is, in the middle of her election campaign and now this has happened to her! She calls home,...
13:53 Mon 15th Feb 20163 answers, last by frugalfred 16:14 Tue 16th Feb 2016
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The Wongs...............

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby' The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. 'Congratulations,' says the nurse to...
13:18 Fri 12th Feb 20164 answers, last by Svejk 17:21 Fri 12th Feb 2016
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Quickies.........

Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke this morning with a huge correction. The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers...
16:35 Wed 10th Feb 2016
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The Pastor..........

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot...
19:08 Tue 09th Feb 2016
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Eating Out For Free..............

An Englishman says to his friend, the Scotsman, that he has a perfect way of eating for free in restaurants. "I go in at well past 9 o’clock in the evening, eat several courses slowly, linger over...
11:39 Mon 08th Feb 20165 answers, last by Arksided 16:52 Wed 10th Feb 2016

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