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The Ventriloquist............

An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the taff 'Goodday, mind if...
11:56 Thu 04th Feb 20164 answers, last by marval 17:41 Thu 04th Feb 2016
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Ludwig Van Beethoven.................

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music. No one is around so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a...
15:22 Wed 03rd Feb 20165 answers, last by weecalf 14:01 Thu 04th Feb 2016
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Elephant Quickies..........

Q. How would you know if there was an elephant in the fridge? A. You would see its footprints in the butter. ________________________________________________ Q. Why was the elephant in the phone box?...
10:21 Fri 29th Jan 20163 answers, last by EDDIE51 07:40 Tue 02nd Feb 2016
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Lotto............

Two Thai girls asked me if I’d like to go bed with them; they said it would be just like winning Lotto! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off, and to my horror, we had six matching...
13:30 Thu 28th Jan 20166 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 19:01 Fri 29th Jan 2016
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Chinese Doctor..............

While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered...
15:57 Wed 27th Jan 20166 answers, last by Bazile 15:43 Thu 28th Jan 2016
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Railroad...........

A man is telling his friend of a recent experience: "I was walking along beside the railway line" he says, "When I saw this girl tied to the tracks. Well, naturally I freed her, pulled her off the...
18:58 Tue 26th Jan 20162 answers, last by Canary42 09:14 Thu 28th Jan 2016
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Mirror, Mirror............

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop from a gypsy, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line...
16:06 Tue 26th Jan 20163 answers, last by frugalfred 19:23 Tue 26th Jan 2016
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The Parrot Is Dead...........

At dawn the telephone rings..... "Hello, Señor Bob? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to...
11:58 Thu 24th Dec 20152 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:15 Fri 15th Jan 2016
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The Yank...........

On a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You set yourselves...
11:48 Thu 24th Dec 20151 answer, last by piggynose 19:03 Mon 28th Dec 2015
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2+2+2=7

Teacher : If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny : Seven, Sir. Teacher : No, listen carefully...If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,...
15:09 Wed 23rd Dec 2015
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A Poor Old Woman...........

A poor old lady was sitting alone, except for her cat, in her tiny house, in front of a small fire. Suddenly, there was a flash of light, and the old woman's good fairy appeared in the room. The old...
11:38 Tue 22nd Dec 20154 answers, last by cupid04 16:44 Tue 22nd Dec 2015
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Be Prepared............

The Indians asked their Chief in Autumn if the Winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the Winter was going to be cold with lots of snow and that the...
11:33 Tue 22nd Dec 20152 answers, last by Baldric 11:43 Tue 22nd Dec 2015
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Cold Winter.........

My husband and I purchased an old home in Northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching and the years first snow came early and I was concerned about the house's lack...
11:30 Tue 22nd Dec 20151 answer, last by Chipchopper 17:15 Tue 22nd Dec 2015
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Barbie...........

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks: "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies: "I want a Barbie...
15:00 Fri 18th Dec 20152 answers, last by Jordyboy9 14:47 Mon 21st Dec 2015
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When Is Christmas...............

A friend told Paddy: "Christmas is on a Friday this year." Paddy said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."...
14:16 Fri 18th Dec 2015
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Christmas Shopping..............

I did my Christmas shopping a full twelve months early. Waste of time. The queues were just as bad as ever....
14:14 Fri 18th Dec 2015
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Kebab Shop.........

A man walks into a kebab shop and sees behind the counter a jolly fellow with a big white beard and red trousers. The man asks “Excuse me for asking but you look like Father Christmas, are you...
14:12 Fri 18th Dec 20152 answers, last by Arksided 14:28 Fri 18th Dec 2015
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Shop Early For Christmas.................

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant. "That's no offence", said the...
15:20 Thu 17th Dec 2015
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Santa's Lap..........

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap. Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get...
15:15 Thu 17th Dec 20152 answers, last by Hopkirk 23:01 Thu 17th Dec 2015
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Santa Stay And Play.........

Santa went down the chimney and started putting presents under the tree. He went to leave and noticed the most beautiful red headed women laying there in her naughty nightie. She said, "Santa do you...
15:11 Thu 17th Dec 20151 answer, last by marval 16:25 Thu 17th Dec 2015

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