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Christmas Tear Jerker............

A couple were in a busy shopping centre just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile. The wife said "...
14:37 Thu 17th Dec 20156 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:09 Thu 17th Dec 2015
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Christmas Funnies................ha,ha

Q: What do you call an elf who sings? A: A wrapper! Q: Why is Christmas just like your job? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Q: Why is Santa so jolly? A:...
14:34 Thu 17th Dec 2015
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West Jet Christmas Flash Mob At Calgary Airport

http://www.flixxy.com/west-jet-christmas-flash-mob-at-calgary-airport.htm#.VHiudrYd3g8.email...
16:29 Wed 16th Dec 20153 answers, last by Mamyalynne 17:52 Wed 16th Dec 2015
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Nude Santa.........adult Only

Scroll down to see the nude Santa * * * For crying out loud. Act your age. There is no Santa! Sometimes I just can't believe you!!!...
16:24 Wed 16th Dec 20158 answers, last by Shaglene 13:55 Thu 17th Dec 2015
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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Facts....................

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late...
16:18 Wed 16th Dec 2015
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Lie Detector Robot........

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some...
19:19 Tue 15th Dec 2015
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Poor George...........

One day in the future, George Bush has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil.. "You are on my list,...
19:17 Tue 15th Dec 2015
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Attitude Test..........

Bruce, an Australian guy, has applied to join the Sydney police force. The Sergeant doing the interview says : "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you...
19:14 Tue 15th Dec 2015
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Quickies...............

Having been granted bail, Oscar Pistorius will be electronically tagged to stop him fleeing the country. Am I the only one to see a slight flaw with this plan?...
18:35 Tue 15th Dec 2015
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They Get Sillier......

I'm not telling you about the butter because you might spread it.
18:10 Sun 13th Dec 20151 answer, last by bookbinder 18:11 Sun 13th Dec 2015
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Sick Soldiers.............

An army General inspects the sick soldiers in hospital, he goes up to one private and asks:"What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic syphilis, Sir""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes with the...
16:07 Wed 09th Dec 20152 answers, last by marval 17:46 Wed 09th Dec 2015
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The Rope......

There are eleven people hanging onto a rope beneath an aeroplane. Ten of them are blonde and one is a brunette. They all decide that one should get off the rope because if they do not, the rope might...
16:05 Wed 09th Dec 2015
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13 Shades Of...............

1. Staring at her naked body, I asked what she wanted. She told me to go for something between a smack and a stroke. So I went for a smoke. 2. How do you feel about using toys in the bedroom?' she...
15:59 Wed 09th Dec 20152 answers, last by bookbinder 17:49 Wed 09th Dec 2015
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Something To Do.............

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This is how cat. 4. This is to cat. 5. This is keep cat. 6. This is an cat. 7. This...
16:17 Tue 08th Dec 20151 answer, last by maggiebee 19:02 Tue 08th Dec 2015
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Supermarket Employee.............

A young girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees the bloke who had his wicked way with her after they had met in a pub the previous evening. He was stacking washing powder boxes on...
16:14 Tue 08th Dec 20159 answers, last by Shaglene 17:51 Tue 08th Dec 2015
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Frozen Cows..............

A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find all of his cows frozen solid. As far as the eye can see are cows, motionless like statues. It had been a bitterly cold night, but he'd never...
16:08 Tue 08th Dec 20155 answers, last by bookbinder 16:24 Tue 08th Dec 2015
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Degrees.............

FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles...
19:53 Mon 07th Dec 20152 answers, last by lindapalmara 15:10 Wed 09th Dec 2015
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Beware Of The Taxman......

At the end of the tax year, the Revenue Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the agent was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said...
19:51 Mon 07th Dec 20156 answers, last by lady-janine 02:19 Tue 08th Dec 2015
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A Phone Call............

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent one day but had not phoned in sick. Needing to have resolved an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the...
11:52 Sun 06th Dec 20153 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:22 Sun 06th Dec 2015
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A Golfing Love Story................

An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the Husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have...
11:46 Sun 06th Dec 2015

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