There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed...
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run --- anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake...
ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could order 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at...
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The...
A guy goes into the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military...
God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and sex if she wants to get into heaven. The woman said she would try her best. God visited the woman a week later to see how she...
A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night's sleep. NEW Wine for Seniors , I kid you not..... Clare Valley vintners in South Australia, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc,...
A Glasgow couple are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll try being a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so the husband says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a bloke....
In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of...
It was late in the night when he regained consciousness. He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires all over, monitoring every function and a gorgeous...
A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price....
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she...
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. "I'd give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself. Just then, a stranger walks up beside him...
All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the company were called into the chairman's office one by one until only Bob, the junior member, was left sitting outside. Finally it was...
Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? Boss: Sure, come on in… What can I do for you? Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. Boss:...
Sixth grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking...
A man is walking behind his wife and says, "Your a''e is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man starts getting...
A cowboy gallops into town leaving a cloud of dust behind him. He comes to a skidding stop outside the saloon. He dismounts and tethers his horse to the rail. He takes off his hat and dusts himself...
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John...
The local football coach noticed that Bob, his star player, had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bob, "Just what the hell is your secret?"...
