Donate SIGN UP

Shaglene

801 to 820 of 998

First Previous 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 Next Last

Avatar Image
Shaglene

The Frog..................

A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of 'a house of ill repute' and knocked on the door. When the...
16:44 Mon 09th Nov 20153 answers, last by janbee 06:47 Thu 12th Nov 2015
Avatar Image
Shaglene

Robin Hood's Girlfriend........

A teacher was giving her young class a history lesson on the historic tale of Robin Hood. On reaching the part of the tale about Robin's Merry Men and his lady love, the teacher asks her class "Can...
16:30 Mon 09th Nov 201511 answers, last by waterboatman 05:47 Tue 10th Nov 2015
Avatar Image
Shaglene

Deep Thinker..............

What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife...
16:27 Mon 09th Nov 20153 answers, last by Old_Geezer 08:56 Tue 10th Nov 2015
Avatar Image
Shaglene

Who Is Eric?................

Well, Eric is the geezer who got home late one night: Marilyn his wife was waiting for him with .......... "Where the hell have you been?" Eric replies "I was getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo? What kind...
16:25 Mon 09th Nov 201514 answers, last by lankeela 16:12 Tue 10th Nov 2015
Avatar Image
Shaglene

Seven Kinds Of Sex..............

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is...
13:31 Sun 08th Nov 20151 answer, last by bookbinder 16:29 Mon 09th Nov 2015
Avatar Image
Shaglene

Looking For A Book................

A man walks into Bookworld and says "Do you have the new self-help book for men with really small ***?" Girl says "I don't think it's in yet" He replies "Yeah, that's the one” !!!!...
13:26 Sun 08th Nov 20151 answer, last by marval 14:43 Sun 08th Nov 2015
Avatar Image
Shaglene

Marriage.............

Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years.." His Dad replies "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking...
13:25 Sun 08th Nov 20151 answer, last by Zacs-Master 13:27 Sun 08th Nov 2015
Avatar Image
Shaglene

This Should Be Interesting.....................

I'm as guilty as a lot of you telling jokes about the Irish, the Scots, the Welsh and other ethnic races. Being a Scot, it does not bother me. If you give it, you have got to take it. Is it not about...
10:56 Sat 07th Nov 20155 answers, last by bhg481 16:13 Sat 07th Nov 2015
Avatar Image
Shaglene

Three Questions.............

An Irishmen wanting to become a Priest went to see the Bishop who said "You must answer 3 questions on the Bible". "1st - Who was born in a stable?" "Shergar" he replied "2nd - What do you think of...
15:45 Fri 06th Nov 20152 answers, last by janbee 05:48 Sat 07th Nov 2015
Avatar Image
Shaglene

Irish Wife...............

Irish Wife comes home early and catches Hubby having a *** in the kitchen. She rushes over and gives him the *** of his life. Afterwards he says "We haven't had sex for 6 months and suddenly...
15:38 Fri 06th Nov 20152 answers, last by Togo 22:24 Fri 06th Nov 2015
Avatar Image
Shaglene

Mail Order.............

Two Irishmen looking through a mail order catalogue. Paddy says "Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too." Mick agrees "I'm ordering one right now" 3 weeks later Paddy says to Mick...
15:37 Fri 06th Nov 20153 answers, last by janbee 05:49 Sat 07th Nov 2015
Avatar Image
Shaglene

The Donkey..............

On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the donkey 'Hee...
15:30 Thu 05th Nov 2015
Avatar Image
Shaglene

Financial Planning................

Bert was a single guy living at home with his widowed father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune, when his sickly father died, he decided he needed...
15:27 Thu 05th Nov 20151 answer, last by scorpiojo 15:28 Thu 05th Nov 2015
Avatar Image
Shaglene

The Confessional.............

An 80 year old man went into the confessional and told the priest the following: "Father, I am an 80 year old man, I'm married, I have 4 children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an...
16:42 Wed 04th Nov 20155 answers, last by KatherineClaire 09:01 Fri 06th Nov 2015
Avatar Image
Shaglene

The Slice Of Toast.........

Murphy drops a slice buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always...
16:37 Wed 04th Nov 20152 answers, last by janbee 06:11 Thu 05th Nov 2015
Avatar Image
Shaglene

Yorkshire Folk............

Bill and his wife Blanche go to the Yorkshire Show every year, and every year Bill would say, " Blanche, I'd like to ride in that there 'elicopter" Blanche always replied, " I know Bill, but that...
16:33 Wed 04th Nov 20156 answers, last by Tilly2 21:36 Wed 04th Nov 2015
Avatar Image
Shaglene

Five Surgeons..............

Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is...
16:31 Wed 04th Nov 20152 answers, last by Butterbun 21:24 Wed 04th Nov 2015

801 to 820 of 998

First Previous 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 Next Last