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Fifty Shades Of Chocolate..............

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street .... He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.... ... 'I'm...
16:00 Tue 03rd Nov 2015
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Four Worms In Church................

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second...
15:58 Tue 03rd Nov 2015
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Medical Update.........

Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion! This is good to know. Medical Association researchers have found that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit...
15:52 Tue 03rd Nov 2015
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Birds In Love.............

Well, one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot dead! Harry was...
15:49 Tue 03rd Nov 20154 answers, last by Canary42 20:16 Tue 03rd Nov 2015
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At The Checkout............

When I was at the checkout and ready to pay for my groceries the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP about this security rubbish, I did just...
15:11 Mon 02nd Nov 20154 answers, last by baza 00:42 Tue 03rd Nov 2015
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Neighbourly.........

A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom. Finally one morning he goes to his mum and says, "Mummy , every night I hear you and daddy...
15:09 Mon 02nd Nov 2015
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Waterloo..........

A man hails a taxi. "Waterloo please, mate." "The Station?" says the the taxi driver. "Well I'm a bit late for the battle."...
15:07 Mon 02nd Nov 20152 answers, last by marval 19:09 Mon 02nd Nov 2015
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An Italian Mama..............

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is....
14:25 Mon 02nd Nov 20151 answer, last by bookbinder 18:00 Mon 02nd Nov 2015
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The Vet...........

A man takes his dog to the vets. The vet says, "I'm afraid that your dog has lung cancer." The man says, "It can't have. It doesn't smoke." The vet says, "Well, it must be sniffing at the dog-ends."...
13:43 Sun 01st Nov 20152 answers, last by janbee 06:04 Mon 02nd Nov 2015
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Oh Dear..........

I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business and patiently waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no oncoming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims,...
12:13 Sun 01st Nov 20152 answers, last by Blubster 18:52 Mon 02nd Nov 2015
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Beware Of Women Who Read..........

One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance ,...
12:07 Sun 01st Nov 20152 answers, last by marval 16:52 Sun 01st Nov 2015
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Do You Fart In Bed.........

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake...
12:03 Sun 01st Nov 2015
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Wooo, Wooo, Wooo..............

Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and...
11:59 Sun 01st Nov 2015
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Quickies...........

"If you had waited three months for your NHS cancer specialist you would be dead, " said my BUPA specialist. "Thank god we caught it in time then, " I said with relief. "Oh no, we can't stop it, but I...
15:34 Fri 30th Oct 2015
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The Hooker And Immigrant.................

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks. "£100" she replies. In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?" "No" she says. "I pay you...
14:39 Fri 30th Oct 20151 answer, last by marval 17:21 Fri 30th Oct 2015
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Three Strangers............

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport lounge in Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights. One is an American Indian, passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a cowboy on his way to...
14:36 Fri 30th Oct 20153 answers, last by frugalfred 18:59 Fri 30th Oct 2015
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Golfing............

Jesus, Moses and an old man are golfing, Moses steps up to the tee, squares up and hits the ball right into the water hazard. He walks up to the water, raises his club, and parts the water. He then...
14:33 Fri 30th Oct 2015
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Jiggy.............

A young lad from Nova Scotia goes off to University, but halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his money. He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern...
15:24 Thu 29th Oct 20151 answer, last by waterboatman 05:08 Fri 30th Oct 2015
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3 Quickies................

David Cameron says that the British people are his boss , Not the EU . In that case Dave step into my office , You're fired . ============================================== Scientists have discovered...
15:17 Thu 29th Oct 20151 answer, last by Old_Geezer 15:21 Thu 29th Oct 2015

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