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In Your Casket.........

Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?" Artie said, "I would...
12:52 Sun 11th Oct 20151 answer, last by janbee 05:05 Mon 12th Oct 2015
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Politicians...........

The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would "hate" to have to make a living under the laws they have just passed....
12:51 Sun 11th Oct 20151 answer, last by janbee 05:07 Mon 12th Oct 2015
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No Reservations..................

Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbour and his wife were told there would be a 45 minute wait for a table. "Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said....
19:02 Thu 08th Oct 20153 answers, last by Old_Geezer 08:01 Wed 14th Oct 2015
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Six Or Less...............

I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries....
19:01 Thu 08th Oct 20155 answers, last by fourteen85 15:35 Sun 11th Oct 2015
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Morning.............

I was taking a short cut through the graveyard when I saw this fellow crouched down, head in his hands, beside a gravestone. I said, "Morning." He replied, "No, just having a ***."...
18:21 Thu 08th Oct 2015
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Golf Balls...............

A man got on the bus with both of his trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many...
15:26 Wed 07th Oct 20152 answers, last by DaisyNonna 21:33 Wed 07th Oct 2015
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Power Cut..........

We had a power cut at my house this afternoon and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, IPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down. Then I discovered that my IPhone battery was flat, and to top it...
15:24 Wed 07th Oct 20152 answers, last by Zacs-Master 16:05 Wed 07th Oct 2015
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Do You Have The Time.............

A couple were walking down a country lane and saw an old timer relaxing on the grass verge with his donkey close-by. They asked him if knew what time it was. Still lying there with a piece of straw in...
15:22 Wed 07th Oct 2015
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Donkey...........

A fellow with a stutter goes into the pub and orders a pint of beer. The barman pours the beer and says,"Here you are Donkey." He goes and sits down in the corner. After a time he goes to the bar and...
14:54 Wed 07th Oct 20155 answers, last by crosswhit99 20:20 Mon 12th Oct 2015
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Lunch Date...........

A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore...
14:56 Tue 06th Oct 20153 answers, last by bookbinder 16:45 Tue 06th Oct 2015
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The Cowboy's Tombstone............

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to...
14:18 Mon 05th Oct 20151 answer, last by paddyk 07:06 Tue 06th Oct 2015
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Passwords..................

Please enter your new password: "cabbage" Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. "boiled cabbage" Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. "1 boiled cabbage" Sorry, the...
14:16 Mon 05th Oct 20152 answers, last by marval 10:22 Tue 06th Oct 2015
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Beep, Beep.................

A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They were behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager. After waiting patiently for a few minutes,...
14:10 Mon 05th Oct 2015
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Twins..........

Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers,...
18:26 Thu 01st Oct 20152 answers, last by DaisyNonna 18:45 Thu 01st Oct 2015
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Black Or White.........

My mum used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread butter on bread on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning. Our school sandwiches were...
18:23 Thu 01st Oct 20155 answers, last by ubasses 22:02 Fri 02nd Oct 2015
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Older Women....................

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We...
15:44 Wed 30th Sep 20152 answers, last by bookbinder 16:47 Fri 02nd Oct 2015

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