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Patsy33

The Sign.

OMG! Today I seen a sign that made me wet myself. 'Toilets Closed!"...
08:51 Fri 01st Jun 20185 answers, last by Bazile 16:48 Fri 01st Jun 2018
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DTCwordfan

Follow On To The Giant Frog - Book Titles Never Written & Their Authors

The drafts sitting in the Cambridge Uni Library perhaps Submissions please? "How to blow your nose" by Hank R. Chief....
16:38 Tue 29th May 201873 answers, last by Ken4155 11:13 Thu 31st May 2018
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Chipchopper

Giant Frog !

I saw this huge frog in the library, systematically grabbing books off the shelves, throwing them over its shoulder and shouting "red-it" "red-it"...
18:05 Mon 28th May 201810 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:06 Tue 29th May 2018
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Patsy33

Nasty Bike!

I’m always getting run over by the same bike, same day every month, same place, month after month... It's a seriously vicious cycle....
15:18 Tue 29th May 201811 answers, last by Patsy33 17:11 Tue 29th May 2018
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marval

My Friend

My friend went to a camouflage exhibition yesterday. I will have to ask him how he found it. I don’t see the point in big, ugly animals with wide mouths and stubby legs. I think I am just...
16:44 Sun 27th May 20185 answers, last by marval 17:34 Mon 28th May 2018
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Patsy33

A Woman

A woman comes home and finds her husband in bed with a female midget. Furious, she screams, "You promised me you wouldn't cheat on me again!" The husband replies, "Darling, can't you see I'm trying?...
18:29 Fri 25th May 20186 answers, last by WillisBernier 08:27 Thu 26th Jul 2018
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marval

Arrested

I got arrested the other day. I was walking down the street with a desk on my back and carrying a filing cabinet. A policeman approached me and asked what I was doing. All I said was. “I’m...
13:56 Sat 26th May 20185 answers, last by Patsy33 18:48 Sat 26th May 2018
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waterboatman

Rubber Gloves

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little...
05:20 Sat 26th May 20187 answers, last by Patsy33 11:01 Sat 26th May 2018
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Voltage

Queen!

I've Just broken two of my dads old Queen records! Now I want to break three....
10:21 Sat 26th May 20187 answers, last by Voltage 17:13 Sat 26th May 2018
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marval

Send Backup

Two Mexicans are on a bike along U.S. Highway 52 about 15 miles outside of Lafayette , LA The bike's tyres go flat, and they start hitching a lift back into town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he...
16:33 Thu 24th May 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 07:36 Fri 25th May 2018
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marval

More Camels

As US tourists in Israel, Morris and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales...
21:07 Thu 24th May 20185 answers, last by marval 15:42 Fri 25th May 2018
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Voltage

Blind Surgeon!

Did you hear about the blind circumcisionist surgeon ? He got the sack!...
11:41 Thu 24th May 201824 answers, last by Bazile 18:11 Thu 24th May 2018
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marval

I Went

I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a D.I.Y. accident. I stuck out like a sore thumb. My friend has just retired as a transplant surgeon. He touched the hearts of many people. Our local chemist...
17:27 Wed 23rd May 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 11:12 Thu 24th May 2018
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Chipchopper

Comparisons

I was enjoying a cup of coffee in a garden centre cafeteria, when I overheard two senior women chatting at the next table. First woman "My Bert reminds me of a lawn mower." Second woman "Oh yeah,...
08:18 Wed 23rd May 20186 answers, last by marval 17:23 Wed 23rd May 2018
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Patsy33

Bondage Class

I've been invited to a bondage class tonight. I'm hoping someone will show me the ropes...
16:05 Tue 22nd May 201813 answers, last by Patsy33 10:16 Wed 23rd May 2018
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DTCwordfan

My Inventions

Did you all know that I am a world-class inventor? Here's my list of things that I have created, the list in the format of a Generation Game conveyor belt. Please add yours..... A pedal powered...
06:28 Mon 21st May 201816 answers, last by Georgiesmum 19:17 Mon 21st May 2018
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marval

Short Tempered

A Rabbi who was late for a golf game was rather short tempered with several people whose phone calls kept delaying him. The next day his secretary said "Rabbi, several members of the congregation were...
22:06 Sun 20th May 20185 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:32 Mon 21st May 2018
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marval

Petals

Shortly before our 25th wedding anniversary, my husband sent 25 long-stemmed yellow roses to me at my office. A few days later, I plucked all the petals and dried them. On the night of our...
19:21 Thu 17th May 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 18:11 Sun 20th May 2018
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Hopkirk

Prince Philip Quote

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new wife or a new car.
08:13 Sun 20th May 20184 answers, last by zebo 19:31 Sun 20th May 2018
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Voltage

I'm Looking For?

i'm looking for songs to do with fish? let minnow if you know any!...
16:45 Wed 16th May 201883 answers, last by marval 18:56 Thu 17th May 2018

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