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marval

My Partner

My partner said he is leaving me because I can’t stop talking about African countries. To which I replied “Please Kenya take me back, I’m Ghana stop doing it. I don’t want you Togo....
19:10 Mon 16th Apr 201814 answers, last by marval 13:34 Tue 17th Apr 2018
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Patsy33

Race

Had a race to see who could hang out the washing quickest. It was level pegging.
18:13 Mon 16th Apr 201810 answers, last by Patsy33 19:55 Mon 16th Apr 2018
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marval

Wrong

I really don’t know what I did wrong. I was peacefully eating my chicken tikka masala with a spoon. The waiter then came and told me get the fork out....
14:42 Sun 15th Apr 20184 answers, last by Shaglene 08:34 Mon 16th Apr 2018
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marval

Threatened

A man threatened to hunt me down and attack me with a pair of shock absorbers. He didn’t say when though. The suspension’s killing me....
13:45 Sat 14th Apr 201819 answers, last by Khandro 10:49 Sun 15th Apr 2018
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Patsy33

Hide And Seek

One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother’s face through the oven window. As we played hide and seek and she said: ‘you’re getting warmer’.”...
20:42 Sat 14th Apr 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 10:29 Sun 15th Apr 2018
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marval

I Found

I found a book today called ‘Learn to Walk’. As far as I recall, it went something like, Step One Step Two Repeat....
19:20 Fri 13th Apr 20184 answers, last by Shaglene 08:59 Sat 14th Apr 2018
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DTCwordfan

Sweet Suicide

A man was found dead covered in sprinkles, strawberry sauce and a flake. Reports said he may have topped himself.
19:31 Fri 13th Apr 201810 answers, last by Shaglene 08:58 Sat 14th Apr 2018
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Stephen_G

If I Get Banned

[I]then it's worth it. It's funny but someone might find it offensive. I love you all[I]! Three Nurses are walking past the Morgue when they notice a fresh body still sporting an erection. One Nurse...
21:22 Wed 11th Apr 201814 answers, last by Shaglene 15:00 Thu 12th Apr 2018
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Voltage

Paddy And Murphy !

Paddy and Murphy come across a girl whose bike has a flat tire... Murphy leaves Paddy to help her and goes on his way. A few hours later, Paddy passes Murphy on the girl's bike. "What the fek...
09:42 Thu 12th Apr 20184 answers, last by Bazile 17:27 Thu 12th Apr 2018
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marval

I Keep

I keep having reocurring nightmares where I am surrounded by loads of nude pregnant women. Could I be going through a midwife crisis?...
21:02 Wed 11th Apr 201811 answers, last by Spicerack 14:42 Thu 12th Apr 2018
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Voltage

Cartoonist!

A cartoonist was found dead in an apartment. Police are not sure how he died details are sketchy.
06:33 Thu 12th Apr 201815 answers, last by marval 21:45 Thu 12th Apr 2018
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Voltage

Coffee Shop!

I Just quit my job at the local coffee shop! ....because day after day it was the same old grind.
12:20 Thu 12th Apr 201820 answers, last by Hopkirk 11:12 Fri 13th Apr 2018
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melv16

Sewage Farm

I quit my job at the local sewage farm. It was soooo boring. In the end I was just going through the motions...
12:23 Thu 12th Apr 201813 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:23 Thu 12th Apr 2018
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marval

Worried

The apple industry has been hit by a rapid decline in sales of fruit-based pastries. Industry experts are worried about the apple turnover....
20:58 Tue 10th Apr 20184 answers, last by Shaglene 07:54 Wed 11th Apr 2018
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Voltage

Mental Asylum!

During a visit to the mental asylum, i asked the Director: "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized." "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer...
15:40 Tue 10th Apr 20184 answers, last by Shaglene 18:05 Tue 10th Apr 2018
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spathiphyllum

Pharmaceuticals

A foreign person was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the same person complained to the doctor that they didn’t produce the desired results. “Have...
17:27 Tue 10th Apr 20183 answers, last by spathiphyllum 21:54 Tue 10th Apr 2018
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Voltage

Herb Gardener

i just started work as a Herb gardener i worked 3 hours overtime will i get get thyme and a half?...
17:47 Tue 10th Apr 201812 answers, last by Tilly2 18:26 Tue 10th Apr 2018
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marval

Doctor Please Help Me

Mr. Brown is at the doctor’s, “Doctor, I can’t sleep at night because I keep having to think about the crocodile under my bed.” “I’ll prescribe some medication,” says the doctor. “You...
17:35 Mon 09th Apr 20187 answers, last by aelmpvw 08:02 Tue 10th Apr 2018
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Chipchopper

Court Room

A man was in court, charged with parking in a restricted area. The judge asked him, if he had anything to say in his defense. The man turned to the judge and said "yes your honor, they should stop...
09:09 Mon 09th Apr 20182 answers, last by marval 14:57 Mon 09th Apr 2018
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Shaglene

Roman Soldiers......

Roman soldiers were lined up. The centurion says, "From the left , number." The soldiers numbered as ordered - 1, 1-1, 1-1-1, 1V, V, V1..........
17:39 Sun 08th Apr 20189 answers, last by Shaglene 07:57 Mon 09th Apr 2018

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