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The Helpful Sailor

A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears and took pity...
14:00 Sun 14th Oct 20187 answers, last by Shaglene 08:27 Mon 15th Oct 2018
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BANANASPLITS

New Business ......

I'm starting a new business up making glass coffins. I wonder if they will be popular? Remains to be seen!...
09:00 Fri 12th Oct 20181 answer, last by Shaglene 12:10 Fri 12th Oct 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Fired From Job!

My dwarf friend got fired from his low paying waiter job. He's now struggling to put food on the table....
20:39 Wed 10th Oct 20189 answers, last by Bazile 12:10 Fri 12th Oct 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Was?

Was Barry white ? Was Marvin gay ? Was cilla black ? Sure makes stevie wonder .......
17:26 Wed 10th Oct 201825 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 21:28 Wed 10th Oct 2018
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marval

Vain

My elder brother is really vain. My earliest memories are of him standing in front of a mirror. Until I was four years old, I thought he was twins....
11:58 Sun 07th Oct 20186 answers, last by Hopkirk 13:17 Sun 07th Oct 2018
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BANANASPLITS

My Dad.....

My Dad once said to me, "If you really want something in life, you've got to get out there and grab it with both hands." So I did... Now big Brenda the barmaid at the 'Rose and Crown' has reported me...
12:22 Sun 07th Oct 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 13:14 Sun 07th Oct 2018
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Theland

Pope?

Tourist stood in line to see the Pope, who walked down the line nodding to everybody, but stopped to whisper in the ear of a smelly old tramp. When the Pope nodded and passed the tourist, who...
18:36 Sat 06th Oct 20183 answers, last by zebo 14:58 Sun 07th Oct 2018
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mallyh

Anotheoldgit

I went to reply to your joke but the answer box has vanished .I thought it was very funny xx
16:50 Sat 06th Oct 201833 answers, last by zebo 15:10 Sun 07th Oct 2018
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marval

Two Blondes

Two blondes were sat in traffic on the road. One says “It is normally much quicker than this.” “Last time we got a lift with Dave though.” the driver replies. “What’s that got to do with...
15:20 Sat 06th Oct 201813 answers, last by Patsy33 21:43 Sat 06th Oct 2018
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-SharonA-

Donating To Charity

Wife to Husband: I have a bag full of used clothing that I am going to donate to the charity shop. Husband: Why not dump it all in the rubbish? it is much easier. Wife: But there are poor starving...
22:16 Fri 05th Oct 20187 answers, last by Spicerack 13:58 Sat 06th Oct 2018
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Passport Please

Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the...
00:26 Sat 06th Oct 20183 answers, last by Shaglene 11:02 Sat 06th Oct 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Divorce....

Me: "I want to divorce my wife." Solicitor: "On what grounds?" Me: "She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar." Solicitor: "Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's...
10:05 Sat 06th Oct 20184 answers, last by retrocop 14:00 Sat 06th Oct 2018
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Patsy33

Wedding Night..

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I used to be a hooker!" "That's alright dear" he says "Your past is your past, and I have to admit I find it a bit erotic....
10:18 Sat 06th Oct 20188 answers, last by Buenchico 22:02 Sat 06th Oct 2018
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Shaglene

Paddy's Burglary..........

Paddy gets a phone call from the police "Your house has been broken into and they've drank all your beer and shagged your wife." Paddy says "I can't believe they shagged her after only four cans"...
10:47 Fri 05th Oct 20183 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 14:12 Fri 05th Oct 2018
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BANANASPLITS

At The Library....

I went into the local library and asked, "Have you got a book about micro penises?" The librarian replied, "Let me see if it's in." I said, "Yes that's the one!"...
19:05 Thu 04th Oct 20185 answers, last by marval 16:42 Fri 05th Oct 2018
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Pest Control

Pest Control A woman was having a passionate affair with an Irish inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home...
22:59 Wed 03rd Oct 20186 answers, last by sunshine2121 07:57 Mon 13th Feb 2023
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Carrying A Book...

Some guy stopped me in the street and asked “Why are you carrying a 9ft book?” I replied... “It’s a long story.”...
09:47 Thu 04th Oct 201813 answers, last by Shaglene 15:56 Thu 04th Oct 2018
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Those Crazy Irish

There was a power failure in a Dublin Department Store last week and >> three hundred people were stranded on the escalators for more than two >> hours. >> ……………………………………....
12:17 Thu 04th Oct 20182 answers, last by Shaglene 15:53 Thu 04th Oct 2018
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retrocop

Ladies 4Th Marriage

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be...
22:54 Tue 02nd Oct 20185 answers, last by Shaglene 18:02 Wed 03rd Oct 2018
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Patsy33

Two Doctors..

A man and woman are at a bar having a few beers. They start talking and soon realize they're both doctors. After an hour, the man says, "Hey, how about if we sleep together tonight? No strings...
11:48 Tue 02nd Oct 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 18:00 Wed 03rd Oct 2018

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