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Another woe is me thread...

Self pity party for one coming up... Ok...so let's recap. Partner of 6 years dumps me in 2011 for an older model.. Me being me goes down the " oh my god, I'm crap" route... Followed by lots...

wildwood

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade.

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: " Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there?...

starone

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan . They would get together two...

Jemisa

Your Saturday Laugh...

Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to go and visit her grandmother in the forest and her mother said, "You'd better not go out tonight Little Red Riding Hood because the big bad wolf's out...

10ClarionSt

What do you think should be banned?

Here are some things. 1. The Weather Forecast. 2. Traffic news. 3. Football pundits. 4. The importance of religion. I'm sure lots of people have their own favourites. What are yours?

dickythecook

Somewhere in Wales

3 lads are walking through some fields and they see a ewe caught up in some brambles unable to free itself' The first lad says "I wish that was Kylie, I'd show her a good time!" The second...

dave50

Gastric bands on the NHS

Why is this procedure carried out on the NHS? The best way to lose weight is to go on a diet. Those people who say they dont work are talking rubbish, what they mean is they haven't stuck to them,...

LD_DOLL1611

Dog peeing all over the house.

Can anyone please advise on how to stop my dog (16 month old male border collie) from peeing in all different places in the house. Its not just a spray like scent marking ....Its a full pee. He gets...

dannyday5821

ww2 nazi camps

when the camps were liberated by the allies at the end of the war... what exactly happened to the survivors? i watched a documentary called memory of the camps, not nice viewing really but its like a...

tinkerbell23

Most romantic thing

Youve done...or had done x

tinkerbell23

Best chat up lines

Youve used, or had used....inspired by jems latest joke which made me LOL! Few months ago a guy in a bar held a napkin to my face and asked if it smelled of chloroform LOL I actually quite like chatup...

Jemisa

State of the art watch...

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks,...

pips1

Optimistic or a Realist

I am a positive person by nature and always try and count my blessings. However, even though I congratulate everyone who announces their engagement and/or marriage, and genuinely wish them all the...

holoscofo

Why do women wear false eyelashes?

I mean, you can tell from a mile off they're false. They look silly. It's like a bloke wearing a badly fitting wig. Come on girls...

dickythecook

Optical Illusion (only works on men)

I have no idea how this works http://i41.tinypic.com/nnsar9.jpg[1f...

dickythecook

Italian captains new job

First day did not go well http://i44.tinypic.com/3481poz.jpg[,...

ttfn

How Would You

rate your general interaction with other ABers? For example - tolerant, humorous, kindly, sharp, awkward, embarrassing, forgiving, helpful, OTT? I do hope B00 is still on here, can't wait ;) x...

albaqwerty

Tea at 3

Coffee percolating away nicely too, Am going for salmon sandwiches today, followed by buttered pancakes (or drop scones depending upon where you are) Also there's a huge bundle of strawberry tarts....

wishbone1234

Girls with big boobs?

i found out today girls with big knockers are hard to get so, me being a nice guy from the hood with money in my pockets how can i approach them?

tinkerbell23

Chat shows

I usually love watching them.. I know they are junk tv but i just cant switch off!!!!! But today...i dunno if im just in a funny mood or just seeing things differently- but some are actually...

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Another woe is me thread...

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade.

Three Holy Men and a Bear

Your Saturday Laugh...

What do you think should be banned?

Somewhere in Wales

Gastric bands on the NHS

Dog peeing all over the house.

ww2 nazi camps

Most romantic thing

Best chat up lines

State of the art watch...

Optimistic or a Realist

Why do women wear false eyelashes?

Optical Illusion (only works on men)

Italian captains new job

How Would You

Tea at 3

Girls with big boobs?

Chat shows

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