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Chocolate....

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa."I'm...

starone

Ye ken yur a Scot if

Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St , St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day. Ye kin fall about pished withoot...

WF8MAN

Have you noticed, the Met office keep revising the forecasts on a daily basis. What's the point of giving us a five day forecast? It only changes as you get nearer the actual day of weather. And now...

powell11

Do droughts lead to warm weather

I feel stupid askin this but a part of me says it does, and another part says it doesnt. Its been buggin me for ages and i just cant find the answer anywhere! Thanks :)...

starone

Weater Warning

They suggest that anyone travelling in the current icy conditions should make sure they have the following: Shovel Blankets or sleeping bag Extra clothing including hat and gloves 24 hours worth of...

Jemisa

Womans Logic

I LOVE THIS WOMAN's LOGIC An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said,...

albaqwerty

Susanna Watch (again!)

Had to double-check it was Thursday and not Friday. Hair nice and shiny and nice colour of dress. However, the style of the dress is too old for her and hides her assets....

dollypins

Need some advice about sex

Hi. I have a bit of an embarrassing question. When you ladies have sex do you tighten your pelvic floor muscle when you are having sex? i seem to forget to do this and worry incase my boyfriend...

ronjeremy12

Is the Kindle ruining your sex life?

Back home late. She waiting up? Course she is. However the only thing in her hands tonight isn't what you would've hoped for...

tinkerbell23

Im having a reeeeally lazy day today

Its terribly wet & windy..im cosied up on the couch ..trying to be good but the longer i sit the more i am just going to HAVE to have a biscut or choccy lol Anyonelse having a lazy one x...

Jemisa

Three men go....

Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just...

Significantother

Fabio Capello

Fabio Capello walks into a bar. Sorry, I mean 'job centre'....

crisgal

arborio vs paella rice

are they interchangeable? They look the same to me. I was really wanting a risotto but only have paella rice. Would it work?

ummmm

Contraceptive implant...

Girls as young as 13 are being given the contraceptive implant without their parents consent. What's your feelings on this? http://www.telegraph....ceptive-implants.html...

horseshoes

Motorbike and Sidecar ID

I know it's a prop in Blackpool, but any idea of the make and aproximate age please. http://i44.tinypic.com/21m97q1.jpg...

Slapshot

Susanna Watch

By 'eck she looks fantastic this morning......

Psybbo

Not worried about the ads but..............

I've noticed that in a couple of posts an ad appropriate to the post appears. How is this happening?

sunny-dave

Shall we play ...

... Name Your Rock Band ... Easy rules - just the colour of your pants + the last thing you ate or drank ... ... So I give you as a start the Epic, the One and Only ... BLACK COLESLAW :+)...

tinkerbell23

Bloody sunday

Watching it on itv2+1 Let you know what i think!! Right up there with my interests what happened that day ... Anyone like dislike!?...

askyourgran

There really are families like those on TV......

Today we went to a shopping outlet, when we returned to the car we sat for a few minutes while I had a drink of water. A large blue van drove into a parking space opposite, the driver got out slamming...

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