Last night somebody broke into my garage, they took a motocross bike and a remote control car and a load of tools. Gained entry through a side window, daughters car was parked in front of the garage,...
Friday. Blowing an 'ooligan this morning, so I haven't been for a walk. I'll leave it until I have to go out. Just the new year to go now, that's the nonsense over for another year, then it's back to...
Not the same without Ronnie Barker, David Jason wasted on this, trying too much to re-enact the original, not many corner shops now where the owner wears a brown overall wasn't impressed with the...
So I knew this away at Christmas malarkey wouldn't be great fun, harsh reality is it's rotten. The Officers Mess was half full of folk trying to look like they were enjoying themselves but reality was...
My little old lady i looked after died in september, really missing her, this week the turbo warning light came on my car, (so no car)water bed has a leak that you cant mend, 2 panels and 3 posts need...
I wish to send to all my fellow AB ers an extra special wish for a very merry...peaceful Christmas and a happy healthy and prosperous New year. For those who are facing a Christmas without their loved...
Mr Alba and I were playing a word game, no, seriously, we were. Methyl and Methyls are words but Flump isn't. I'm distraught but probably not nearly as much as Flump would be by knowing this. No...
Just saw a trailer from the above.David jason has aged quite a bit but Mrs featherstone(Stephanie Cole) still looks exactly the same.How ridiculous is that.
Hi, I was wondering what soft cheese everyone uses for their cheesecakes? I usually use Philadelphia but I think it can have a bit of a strong taste to it and was going to try maybe using something...
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from...
that never learned or can't ride a bicycle ? I was 9 y/o, took me ages to learn to balance etc, but never had stabilizers at the time either, so just started at the top of my road outside my house and...
A German guy approaches a lady of the night. 'I vish to buy sex viz you.' 'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge 20 an hour.' '..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.' 'No problem,' she...