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I am going to make bacon sandwiches for supper

as i feel largely ignored on here tonight, probably because i have not been abusive or rude. I might sulk whilst the bacon is grilling. Plus we have no snow yet grrrrrrrrrr

carlton23

Computer Freezing---Why?

Why does my computer freeze?...........and no, it`s not because of the present cold weather.

Bathsheba

Happy Birthday to tiggerblue!!

Happy Birthday sweetie!! Hope you have a great day xxxxx

clio57

Squirrel proof bird feeder

Does anyone know where I can buy a bird feeder that I can put nuts and seeds in for the birds without the fat grey squirrels that live around here, getting in. I have brought a number which are...

ENFORCE-THIS

to legs brown nosing d!ck sucking slave

My fingers Smell of fish. I dont like fish knobbsworth well either tell your missus to go and have a f*cking wash,or simply just stop put your fingers up legs @rsehole in a eager attempt to please...

madmondeo

Cross breeding

If a bull dog was to mate with a 5hitsu, what would the outcome be ?

chirpychirpy

Opik & his Cheeky girl

I see Lembit Opik MP has finally told/sold the story of his relationship with one of The Cheeky Girls, to The Mail On Sunday. http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/femail/article-1...

gina32

any snow?

we havent any here yet but sky looks like its holding some, have you got any and where are you?

evedawn

i usually used GHD products...but I think its time for a a change. I have fine, curly (which I often straighten) hair which is colour treated. I don't mind if it'' s not aproduct available in the main...

mrs.chappie

How tragic is this?

I have just read yesterday's paper, a dog ate the body of another dog (both were locked up together) because their owner deprived them of food. The second dog also died of starvation. Their owner gave...

knobbsworth

Is it me

Or is CB playing up again I have just posted a question 5 mins ago and it came out way down the line as being posted at 13.21 and there was an answer by me on it that I put on mr veratis's post a...

Steve.5

No to sihng

I went for an Indian last night. The waiter came over and said "Curry OK?" I said "Go on then, one song then you can ---- ---

giggles321

This site may harm your computer.......

Just searching on the net, and every site, even the BBC news has a message appear saying: This site may harm your computer. Whats going on??

knobbsworth

Whats going on then.

Have the aliens taken over, has anybody tried to google anything just lately and whatever site you google it comes up with this Warning this site may damage your computer and it is not just me as...

gina32

light nights

isnt it lovely to be having lighter nights, mind you it is cold here and snow forecast for tomorrow as well

Mr Veritas

guy says to his wife:

"Darling, what would you do if i said I've won the lottery?" Wife replies: "I'd take half then leave you." Guy says "Excellent! I had three numbers and won ten . Here's a fiver - now fcuk off!?

docspock

On an upbeat note

i will be 64 on 7th July this year. Do not forget, mark it now in your diary.

skyscott25

take a look at these names plaese

hi i just wanted some outside imput on my baby name list BOYS Weston (west) Jenson Orren GIRLS Kensley Sienna having trouble with middle names please vote if you have time...

brenda

Choice of names.

Enjoy AB very much , but often wonder why ABers have the names they have. Mine is Brenda because I like the name.Anyone want to tell us their choice and why? .

eash

Just been given the news....

That I will no longer be needed anymore at my office. I was expecting it as I only temp anyway and they have given me a month's notice so that is good. Better start looking... Anyone need an admin...

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