With the success of the fruity and commodity jokes, before I sign off for a few hours, I thought I would ask if anyone has any jokes with obvious punch lines - as much like the "fruity" apple joke....
I don't know how long this one will be here, but we will try it for luck... By commodity jokes, I am thinking on the lines of: Q. What is black and comes out of the ground at 90mph shouting knickers?...
With the success of the fruity and animal jokes, I thought definition jokes should be next, so if you have any like "Q. What is the definition of a Gobstopper? A. A pregnant smartie!", then please do...
The reason I ask this, is that I am worried that documents I am currently working upon will be purged if I run a program to fix freezing and crashes on my laptop: I do a lot of writing, and am...
With the success of the fruity version (and veg). I thought that I should ask if you know any animal jokes? Some on the lines of... I have a vegetarian lion. He eats only vegetarians. (It's a bit...
No! This is not a quest for unprintable and/or blue jokes, this one involves fruit. Do you have any jokes that include a fruit; probably not very PC but like... Q: What is yellow and dangerous? A. A...
With such successful response to my second question at AB, I would like to know what one song makes you smile and cry at the same time? For myself, my partner died in 2010 but whom I still miss and...
What is your favourite quote, or one you live by? Mine, a little biassed I suppose, is two of my own in third book I am currently writing: historic fiction set in the wake of Trajan's Roman Britain....
I cannot find information on Jeeves about a friendly game played between London Irish and Cambridge in December 1925: I need only the date it was played and the score. Can anyone help me, please?