I have 40 employees, 40 hours per week equals 1600 hours I pay wages for. They each spend half an hour on here per day, which is 100 hours. My customers have to pay for those lost 100 hours but my...
I went on a date with this guy for the first time laste week, tomorrow after going to see his friends he is coming over to watch a DVD. We have established that he is bringing his toothbrush but I...
A young admin assistant of mine is leaving work today - she's going off to train as a midwife. Good on her, I envy her. I have bought her a black & silver marcasite watch with the donations given. Do...
hi everyone, my wife can't stop farting in bed. but whats making it worse is that she does it while ASLEEP without herself knowing that she has done it. i love me wife to bits but as you can...
describing a dream (with no sexual detail) and talking about Hayley Cropper's sex change (with no sexual detail) been a post that has been deemed bannable? Miserable Effers.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2009/feb/26/ teenage-pregnancy-rise Since it now seems obvious that young girls no longer seem able to protect their virtue, and teenage pregnancies continue to rise....
..you were standing at your kitchen sink stark ballcock naked except for a superman cape & a banana where your willy should be. Zacmaster was sprawled on the kitchen table fingering me (sorry-...
Hi. I woke up in the night on tuesday and my right foot was reaaally itchy. Eventually managed to get to sleep, and didnt think anything more of it. Noticed today when i moved my foot side to side,...
Hi Folks Forgive my appearing insensitive, but does anybody else not get the whole 'Jade Goody' thing which you cannot fail to miss given each and every time you switch on the television or turn the...
my question is: You know when you get that feeling that your bladder is so full, you're going to wet yourself? Should I resist going to the loo, Until I know my blader really is full? Or should I go...
The guy sitting behind me has just made himself a cup of tea and is slurping each mouthful then making a grunting noise once he has swallowed! So annoying! Any annoying habits of your co-workers you...
Have you ever had any 'spooky' co-incidences happen such as this: The wardrobe department for The Wizard of Oz unknowingly purchased a coat for character Professor Marvel from a second-hand store,...