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Kiki-frog

Brain transplant

This may well have been posted before, but what the hell, it's good enough to repeat. In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally,...
09:24 Mon 19th Nov 20127 answers, last by puternut 00:56 Tue 20th Nov 2012
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Jemisa

Feeling the pinch...

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her bum and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the...
14:28 Sun 18th Nov 201210 answers, last by Jemisa 23:02 Sun 18th Nov 2012
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Jemisa

50 years.

"Grandma, how long have you and Grandpa been married?" asked young Nina. "Fifty years," Grandma replied. "That is so wonderful," exclaimed Nina. "And I bet in all...
23:19 Thu 08th Nov 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 23:28 Thu 08th Nov 2012
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Jemisa

65 years ago...

65 Years Ago. ........................................... A little old lady from Somerset had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and...
11:06 Sun 04th Nov 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:18 Sun 04th Nov 2012
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AB Editor

Quizzes and Puzzles Round Up November 2012

Dear All, Here is the November edition of Quizzes and Puzzles round up. If you have a new charity quiz feel free to add it to the thread and we will include it in later editions. Please remember to...
10:48 Thu 01st Nov 201227 answers, last by Magyar 21:57 Wed 28th Nov 2012
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slinky.kate

clocks go back this weekend

dont forget?
21:35 Fri 26th Oct 201223 answers, last by gina32 11:26 Sat 27th Oct 2012
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LochNessMonster

Will that be all ?

Old woman goes into her local supermarket where a young girls is serving at the counter, and say's "Can I have 36 tins of cat food please" The girls reply's " You must have a lot of...
12:30 Wed 03rd Oct 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:02 Wed 03rd Oct 2012
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Jemisa

The lorry Driver..

Well, this story goes something like this. You see, there was this lorry driver and he was on a day run, and stopped at a cafe for a bite to eat. Well, he sits down at the table, and the waitress...
23:15 Sat 29th Sep 201210 answers, last by Dickythecook 09:29 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Jemisa

Physiotherapist...

Physiotherapist Four women were playing golf. The first teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men. One of the men immediately grabbed his crotch and fell to...
11:02 Fri 28th Sep 20123 answers, last by tonyav 20:40 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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cubic999

A QUESTION INSTEAD OF USELESS BABBLE ABOUT GREASY NASTY CHIPS

Hi I need some advice on hair products... I need an alternative to hairspray/gel both these products contain alcohol which seems to be drying my hair out terribley, looks great when its on but on the...
14:48 Fri 07th Sep 201298 answers, last by juliecarlstan 15:02 Sat 16th Dec 2023
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Jemisa

A man was...

~~~~~~~walking down the street, when suddenly he was hit by a car.A policeman that attended the scene said to the injured man, " Did you get a look at the driver?""No. " said the...
13:30 Tue 04th Sep 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:31 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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hammerman

Advice please.

Partner is 46. She's had a pain in her lower shoulder blade for several months. She's a smoker...no more than 4-5 roll ups a day. She's had a cough for 2 weeks. She says she feels like there's...
19:17 Tue 21st Aug 201215 answers, last by billandhiscats 13:23 Sun 02nd Sep 2012
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emmie

Olympic Closing Ceremony

shame that they can't have the closing ceremony after the Paralympics. After all they are just as committed to their sports, work as hard if not harder. Sundays closing ceremony will be mostly music...
07:55 Thu 09th Aug 201227 answers, last by em10 07:51 Mon 13th Aug 2012
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Jemisa

Proud Father...

A Londoner bought a round of drinks for all in the pub and said that his wife had just produced "a typical London baby" weighing twenty pounds. Two weeks later he returned to the same pub....
11:11 Tue 07th Aug 20122 answers, last by marval 14:56 Tue 07th Aug 2012
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marval

Adult

Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. “You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems”, Linda told her friend. “That’s...
16:00 Sun 05th Aug 201215 answers, last by marval 22:05 Sun 05th Aug 2012
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Jemisa

Happy Birthday...

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on...
09:58 Fri 03rd Aug 20125 answers, last by Jemisa 20:47 Fri 03rd Aug 2012
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tinkerbell23

Second hand sites

You may know im a self confessed ebay addict... Apart from ebay, amazon and gumtree...what other sites are good for bargains/ 2nd hand!? Like i need any more encouragement....x...
18:40 Tue 31st Jul 201212 answers, last by MASS1961 20:32 Tue 31st Jul 2012
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madiba

You Do The Maths --- Continued

The Government borrows more money to pay more to the bankers as bonus's are not cheap. The parliamentarians feel they are missing out and claim the difference on expenses and allowances. You do the...
12:57 Fri 20th Jul 20124 answers, last by north star 08:01 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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Mrsspagnoli57

Third Party Insurance for mobility scooters?

What do other AB's feel about this somewhat emotive subject? I ask following a 'near miss' last week when a woman careered towards myself and my husband while out shopping and then rather than...
21:42 Mon 16th Jul 20125 answers, last by beso 01:22 Sun 22nd Jul 2012
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Kiki-frog

Butterfly Survey - anyone joining in?

Is anyone doing the Butterfly Conservation survey this year? http://www.bigbutterflycount.org/ I did it last year - a great excuse to sit out in the sunshine with a glass of wine! But I can't help...
08:25 Thu 12th Jul 201211 answers, last by bartrum 05:19 Fri 13th Jul 2012

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