And the final question to win the £1000 is: Take That's first album consisted of four words. The first two were "Take That", so what were the second two? There was a long pause then a...
Little boy at the nude beach. A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so...
A man walks into a pub late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies. "What's wrong with you?" The barman says. "In my car I've got a nymphomaniac -...
Youve used, or had used....inspired by jems latest joke which made me LOL! Few months ago a guy in a bar held a napkin to my face and asked if it smelled of chloroform LOL I actually quite like chatup...
Go make me a big big mug of baby tea in my tinkebell mug please.... Oh and a peice n raspberry jam aswell... Pleeeeease......im sitting here with a wee thundercloud above my head and this would really...
http://uk.lifestyle.y...to-become-a-girl.html "Zach Avery was three when he started questioning his gender, and began wearing dresses and ribbons in his hair." Is it too young or were the...
Tom's scrotum The Best Story of the Year: The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said,...
Years back I used to live in Norfolk, I used the same Hotel bar as Bernard Matthews and family. One of his classic advertising slogans (which didn't last long was; 'Norfolk 'n good' if you don't get...
I would love to believe in ghosts, as it would support my hope that there is an after life, but I have never had any experience of the super-natural. Has anyone had a genuine super-natural experience?...
Good morning folks - still struggling with fireside quiz. Answers are plants and flowers No.2 Moggie breath freshener No6 Left for a while in the forge and No.13 Needs no gliding
The answers are high street names. Help please.
1. Without the nobs (5)
2. Mums go here. (7).
3. Great pills. (9).
4. Complete treatment. (3,5).
5. Heavy prickles. (9)....
I am touched by your kind thoughts whilst I have been away from AB – and yes I miss you all – even Moonie. Noraq has been feeding me snippits of the Good Morning threads to keep ‘up...
I heard this on the radio just now, and looked up the BBC article Hard-up students should be allowed to pay off their debts by selling a kidney, an academic has argued. Sue Rabbitt Roff, a researcher...
