Think you have a bad day? Look at these (almost) true stories... And think again: Maybe things aren't so bad: 1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska...
Bought some stuff from Neal's Yard today on their recommendation (for thing 1 - bloody nits again and she has a reaction to the chemical stuff). It stank, it wa so bad I had to sit her under an open...
Read in a mag bettys son comes to say shes dead- ....is it tonight!??? We will see! After the sally malarky and the crap head bang im actually enjoying it just now xxxx Its only a .... Its not even...
My nan was hospitalised recently following a diagnosis of type 2 diabetes, a UTI and a chest infection. Today, following a full body CT scan, she was diagnosed with cancer. It's a large tumour lying...
How long then?
Whatever, it will not be long enough.
Not too far from here and very close to pdust....
http://www.independen...her-loss-7643231.html...
Sex And Good Grammar On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumoured to have a...
Surprised my wife for our 15th wedding anniversary, took her to Sao Paula. Now for our 20th wedding anniversary I'm going to surprise her even more. I'm going to fetch her back.
All Ages.... is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind...
If any of you ladies are looking for some inspiration for your Spring/Summer wardrobe, I hope this will help you http://www.dailymail....attending-droves.html I'll see if I can find a list of...
I would like to thank every one who helped micmak help me to get on here. So this is for the people who suggested email sites to create an email address. Special thanks to the Ed who sorted it all out...
The Halifax was packed out on the Saturday. Everybody was trying to open an Isa for the 2012 to 2013 year. They were offering appointments but I could not get one till this Thursday. I did mine on...
Today i bought myself some sensible walking boots and a rucksack and went to the Peak District & walked 5 miles, stopped & sat on a stone wall and had a flask of coffee. Then I walked another...
A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we...
Adults Only ........ The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to a Scotsman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. "Last night I made love to my wife four...
