At a nursing home in Nottingham, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains. "My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one....
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in the Deep South, Bubba in his nice shiny pick-up sees a sign on the side of the road which read ALLIGATOR ALS' DINER. 5 mls. LOBSTER TAIL and BEER only $10 .. and he thinks, MAH 3 favoright things,...
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said....
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man replies, "Those are called condoms...
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Had a meeting, which was held by chief of the NHS Trust i work in. There were 3 tables set for people to come and sit down at. I was first in so i sat at a table, an English lady came in after me, she...