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Taxpayer

Budget re Cigarettes

I really think cigarette prices are far too low even after today's tax rise. I would say cigarettes should cost £40 for a packet of 20 rising by 20% each year plus inflation....
16:12 Wed 21st Mar 2012103 answers, last by mamyalynne 00:25 Fri 23rd Mar 2012
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Traci66

Mum dying - advice needed urgently.

I have not seen or spoken to my mum in 17 years and I have just had a phone call from one of my sisters saying she is dying and desperately wants to make her peace with me before she dies. I have no...
14:17 Wed 21st Mar 2012160 answers, last by Traci66 16:23 Tue 24th Apr 2012
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mccfluff

shopping list

i just started to compile it and i can't remember what i need. Despite looking at empty things last night thinking i must replace that tell me what i need!...
15:37 Wed 21st Mar 201227 answers, last by Jan1957 17:21 Wed 21st Mar 2012
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jrtv

The Grim Reaper .................

The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Strewth, talk about Dyson with death.
18:36 Tue 20th Mar 201212 answers, last by mrs_overall 13:16 Wed 21st Mar 2012
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bravejordy

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks... "What does...
23:00 Sun 18th Mar 20124 answers, last by tenrec 09:06 Mon 19th Mar 2012
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robert551069

Cartoon

It was reported that fat policemen will lose pay if they do not lose weight.(Some people say that it is not their fault as they spend a lot of time sitting in squad cars and have to eat a lot of junk...
09:01 Mon 19th Mar 20122 answers, last by andy-hughes 09:32 Mon 19th Mar 2012
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mrs_overall

Just popped in to say tarrah

I'm sitting here with handbag on knee waiting for an 8am pickup as I am going into hospital for a couple of days. I'll miss you lot. Make sure you behave! xx
08:00 Mon 19th Mar 201257 answers, last by Maidup 22:30 Mon 19th Mar 2012
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Groupie

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant,

"You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge says, "You're also charged with...
18:54 Sun 18th Mar 20124 answers, last by albaqwerty 19:25 Sun 18th Mar 2012
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yelenots

Sewing Machines?

I'm thinking of replacing my 30 year old Singer Machine as its started to play up! (I'm having trouble with the tension!) Can anyone recommend one, either a Singer or Brother? Just a basic one that...
18:56 Sun 18th Mar 201211 answers, last by yelenots 13:10 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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alfiealfie

sir lancelot

last two 13a undrapes 7 letters r-v-a-s and 25a paintings with geometric forms 2,3 letters o-i-t thanks in advance...
19:07 Sun 18th Mar 20124 answers, last by shoota 19:08 Sun 18th Mar 2012
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crisgal

cream whipping gadget

What you you call those stainless steel canisters that whip s up cream using a little gas cartridge?
19:01 Sun 18th Mar 20126 answers, last by crisgal 20:08 Sun 18th Mar 2012
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looobylooo

loving the dancer on...

the irish lotto bet advert... can't help but smile whenever i watch him on the ad :o)...
21:50 Sat 17th Mar 20127 answers, last by looobylooo 22:22 Sat 17th Mar 2012
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mmartinez872

blind people

how do blind people know dollar amounts
22:02 Sat 17th Mar 20125 answers, last by HowardKennitby 22:26 Sat 17th Mar 2012
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Jemisa

For March 17th

St Patrick's Day Jokes Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they're always a little short. Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. Q:...
12:05 Sat 17th Mar 201252 answers, last by shooty 19:30 Sat 17th Mar 2012
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mrs_overall

Why is Lamb so Expensive to Buy?

I cannot justify paying for lamb as it is so costly. Strange, considering how many sheep we have in this country!
16:21 Sat 17th Mar 201236 answers, last by NoMercy 21:05 Sat 17th Mar 2012
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slinky.kate

what are you drinking ;now

i have a glass of ice with diluted fruit juice,so refreshing.
15:51 Sat 17th Mar 201213 answers, last by grasscarp 16:17 Sat 17th Mar 2012
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tpw536w

connecting words

1. Lincoln Fingers 2. Bobby Athletic 3. Royal Order 4. Newcastle Nations 5. Yellow Fever Thanks for any help...
15:54 Sat 17th Mar 201211 answers, last by geo0939 16:36 Sat 17th Mar 2012
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marval

Who hit you?

A drunken Finnegan collapsed at the party and as he fell he caught his chin on the keyboard of the piano, knocking him spark out. On coming round his wife asked 'Who hit you?' 'I don't know,' said...
12:27 Sat 17th Mar 20124 answers, last by tenrec 15:46 Sat 17th Mar 2012
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mrs_overall

Happy Birthday to Sunny-Dave

Have a great day xx
09:07 Sat 17th Mar 201258 answers, last by sunny-dave 10:35 Mon 19th Mar 2012
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tenrec

St Patrick's Day Avatars

Where are all the avatars for tomorrow's celebrations?
19:31 Fri 16th Mar 2012102 answers, last by China Doll 11:23 Sat 17th Mar 2012

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