i found stuff i had forgotten about,4 packs of cheese,1 bag grated cheese,1 bag parmesan cheese,about 15 laughing cow triangles,tesco's own garlic and herb and last but not least philadelphia light.i...
When I was born, I was given a choice - A big pen!s or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. A wife is a sex object. Every...
A man walks into The Library next door to Playbill's Waterstone's up to an assistant and asks "Do you have any books on suicide?" Assistant looks carefully right, carefully left leans...
A man walks into Waterstone's, goes up to an assistant and asks "Do you have any books on conspiracy theories?" Assistant looks carefully right, carefully left leans forward and whispers,...
Hi guys. I was watching a late film lastnight and in one scene a woman decides to go shopping in a town bout half hour from her house. Whilst walking down the high street she looks in a local cafe...
To balance out misscommando's thread - how many blokes on here like to wear natty undies, to be enticing to their ladies when they undress?
(and I'm not talking Ann Summers' crocodiles here, chaps)...
Im thinking of starting my own company though ive no expirience, i have 20,000 to invest, im thinking of getting into second hand tyres, they can be bougt from europe with very good thread on them,...
Is it just me who doesn't dress in nice underwear for my husband? I just don't see the point. I am quite unhappy about my body, not so much my figure but I'm quite private about my husband seeing my...
So the other week I went on a 'date', to be introduced to the mother (great date right?). Anyways, she cooks us a meal, I presume he can't cook rather than wont cook. Dinner was canadian burgers, YUM,...
On Monday's Pointless the final question was. Name a Australian tennis player who was a champion at Wimbledon, either singles or doubes from 1980 onwards. Well Mark Phillippoussis was their first...
Right, not getting anywhere with the flipping crossword so I am now thinking about doing some sort of craft thing. Obviously don't want to spend a fortune (patience is not my strong point) so has...
How did the British develop a slave labor system in the West Indies, Carolina, and the Chesapeake? How were the systems in each of these colonies similar and how were they different?
All drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name is Panadol and the generic name is Paracetamol. The NHS has been looking for better generic name for Viagra...
...the drummer ruled.Only a small handful of drummers could play four different rhythms with each hand and each foot at the same time.Gene Krupa,Eric Delaney,Ginger Baker (much more recent) and this...
Since attaining the great age of half a century only a few months ago, I have developed new symptoms such as - dyspepsia & heartburn. My heart problem seems to be recurring. My back is easily put...
If Vince Cable's call for a mansion tax is implemented who here in AB will be affected?
I think my modest property, The Old Rectory, will just slip under the radar....