im just a little over 5 foot 9 and i weight 9 stone 3lbs. i still feel and look pretty fat though? i horse ride, go to the gym and im on my feet running around at work all week yet i cant budge from...
Here are ten useful phrases for responding to Christmas presents you would rather not have received: 1. Thanks a lot. 2. My word! What a gift. 3. Well, well, well 4. If I hadn't put on so much weight...
I've just got out of the police cells after being arrested as part of the Christmas drink/drive campaign. The WPC asked how much I'd had to drink in the last 24 hours. Apparently "Not enough to...
I can only watch telly when I am stood up. Its not a reception issue I dont have to stand there holding the aerial to get a better picture, I have to be stood up to watch telly....
It's chucking it down on the Plain yet they are saying we are going to get about four inches of snow tonight. It is really mild here at the moment so not sure "weather" ( did you see how I...
North West news this morning, the lakes, the rescue services are expecting many call out over the Xmas period with people going onto the hill!s / mountains ill equiped, should these people be charged...
Cos i just ate 3 slice of white bread and butter with nice thick turkey breast mmmm And 3/4 of a bag f chillie sensations :0/ Whooops And the cheek to wash it down with a can of diet coke!!! Oh well...
Rang up a reputable reclamation place today to get himself's van towed away for scrapping (gave them the make/model and our address). Told them I would be out from 2.45 to 3.30 and thought no more off...
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair...