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starone
I've certainly got old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40...
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excelsior-1
as promised, the legend that is debbie reynolds has arrived, and she is yours until i return from work this afternoon, enjoy your day. nb.. lady-janine, yours has been moved so you won't miss it...
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polls47
when for example you had problems with your car or other moments
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BayBoy1
Does anyone know the name of Boris Johnsons hairdresser, and does he iron his own shirts.Is it also true he is playing Wurzal Gummage in panto this year.????
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rowanwitch
One woud not strive to emulate The complexities of DTs verse For in a fair ish contest I would come off worse But the folk have asked me to attempt To write for Crossword Fan A bit of silly doggerel...
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DTCwordfan
Getting there, (for those of you who like to see the progress); the final drawing is beginning to emerge - 2 sessions needed to complete or perhaps 1 mega session - doesn't sound like it will be...
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excelsior-1
dry and calm at the moment out there (cambs). not sure how long it will last though, i'm on early shifts this week, hence the 0430 wake-up. hope you'll all have a good day doing ........... whatever....
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wolf63
Whilst eating my dinner last night a thought wandered across my tiny little brain. "Why do people consider green beans to be a 'food' and actually think that they are edible. The are like...
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starone
Why Do I Like Retirement !!! Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question:...
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BradleyGas
I have a chronic back condition and need to get myself a new bed to make sleeping more comfortable. Can anyone suggest a bed which is good for backs and stores to get them from - and avoid....
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thenry
Brad to win?
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excelsior-1
your times in the queue for your avatars has been advanced... craig. yours will appear at 0500 tomorrow morning and remain untill 1530. lady-janine. yours will appear from 1530 till 2130 traci66....
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ronnietoon
does anyone have experience of,no jokes like yeah last night.i just want advice/help. im going cold turkey again and it is hell. drinking a bottle of scotch a day 70cl upwards. doctors tell me to...
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Ann
Feel slightly disgusted and disappointed to read this - is this REALLY the best of British? Who has organised this load of rubbish? Russell Brand singing a Beatles a song!!!! Good grief - Sacrilege!...
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marval
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same...
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excelsior-1
hello darling, have you been waiting to see me?
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zoomer
Hi, I keep getting occasional emails offering a variety of offers. The lastest offers me a chance to win £1000 in vouchers for the store of my choice. At the bottom of the email are the...
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mrs_overall
One of my neighbours works nights as a nurse and she left her hubby instructions to peg out the washing while she was asleep this morning. She's just got up, to find he has neatly pegged out a line...
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fredkins
Just celebrated my 28th anniversary,had a great night.How long have you been married and do you love your OH more now than you did when you got married?
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marval
"Hey, this is a nude beach. I ain't getting in that cold water!" - Shrinkaphobia "He's coming straight for us -- with his left turn signal on!" - Oldfartophobia "You have to...

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