I've certainly got old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40...
as promised, the legend that is debbie reynolds has arrived, and she is yours until i return from work this afternoon, enjoy your day. nb.. lady-janine, yours has been moved so you won't miss it...
Does anyone know the name of Boris Johnsons hairdresser, and does he iron his own shirts.Is it also true he is playing Wurzal Gummage in panto this year.????
One woud not strive to emulate The complexities of DTs verse For in a fair ish contest I would come off worse But the folk have asked me to attempt To write for Crossword Fan A bit of silly doggerel...
Getting there, (for those of you who like to see the progress); the final drawing is beginning to emerge - 2 sessions needed to complete or perhaps 1 mega session - doesn't sound like it will be...
dry and calm at the moment out there (cambs). not sure how long it will last though, i'm on early shifts this week, hence the 0430 wake-up. hope you'll all have a good day doing ........... whatever....
Whilst eating my dinner last night a thought wandered across my tiny little brain. "Why do people consider green beans to be a 'food' and actually think that they are edible. The are like...
Why Do I Like Retirement !!! Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question:...
I have a chronic back condition and need to get myself a new bed to make sleeping more comfortable.
Can anyone suggest a bed which is good for backs and stores to get them from - and avoid....
your times in the queue for your avatars has been advanced... craig. yours will appear at 0500 tomorrow morning and remain untill 1530. lady-janine. yours will appear from 1530 till 2130 traci66....
does anyone have experience of,no jokes like yeah last night.i just want advice/help. im going cold turkey again and it is hell. drinking a bottle of scotch a day 70cl upwards. doctors tell me to...
Feel slightly disgusted and disappointed to read this - is this REALLY the best of British? Who has organised this load of rubbish? Russell Brand singing a Beatles a song!!!! Good grief - Sacrilege!...
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same...
Hi, I keep getting occasional emails offering a variety of offers. The lastest offers me a chance to win £1000 in vouchers for the store of my choice. At the bottom of the email are the...
One of my neighbours works nights as a nurse and she left her hubby instructions to peg out the washing while she was asleep this morning. She's just got up, to find he has neatly pegged out a line...
Just celebrated my 28th anniversary,had a great night.How long have you been married and do you love your OH more now than you did when you got married?
"Hey, this is a nude beach. I ain't getting in that cold water!" - Shrinkaphobia "He's coming straight for us -- with his left turn signal on!" - Oldfartophobia "You have to...