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Cheeky

After much convincing from my husband, I finally agreed to call an old family friend to sing her happy birthday. It was only after I finished singing, that the voice at the other end of the line...

excelsior-1

ESPECIALLY FOR SIBTON

as requested .. your hero. with my compliments....

sherrardk

When we away recently thing 1 wanted to go to the toilet (for what seemed like the fifteenth time in an hour). Got her put of the pool dripping wet and grumpily set off back to the room telling her...

magicmick

One Liner

Chap knocked on the door said " do you believe in free speech" I said "yes sure" so he said " good can I use your telephone"...

L00fah100

50 shades of grey character Christian grey revealed!

Is this how you pictured him? http://uk.lifestyle.y...cture-looks-like.html From a scale from 1-10 how does he rate on your hunk-o-meter? I'd say he's an 8...

TWR

Downer?

What sort of thing puts you on a downer? ( Feeling low)

Gunjams

Do you know what this "herb" is?

Can anyone identify this plant for me? It was purchased in a batch of culinary herbs which included oregano, thyme, corrinader, and chives. [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/836...

EcclesCake

Perfect Friday Night Out......

It is lashing down here and there is diddly-squat on the TV. If you could create your perfect evening, what would it be?...

TWR

Are you honest & reliable

Well?

TWR

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gothic

bored on treadmill

Hi has anyone any ideas where to get films of walks etc. to watch on laptop while exercising on treadmill. Any practical suggestions on how to make exercise less boring would be appreciated. Thanks

bibblebub

The torch was here

Huzzah - just a little while ago, the Olympic torch went right past where I live http://i48.tinypic.com/midgsy.jpg - isn't that exciting! (and no, I have no idea who he is)...

madiba

Many Happy tax Returns

I WAS DELIGHTED when the kind people at the Inland Revenue wrote to me recently, telling me that my tax return was 'outstanding', particularly since I can't even remember sending it in.

marval

Explosion

A terrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up the inquiry begins. One of the few survivors is pulled up to make a statement. "Okay Simpson,"...

AB Editor

Anyone Had A Go At The BBC World BMI Ranker?

Quite good fun: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18770328 Apparently I'm like someone from China? Also, 24bmi, Below average (lower BMI than 63% of males in my age range in the UK) but above average...

flip_flop

Rangers

Blimey, the Scottish don't fanny about, do they? http://www.bbc.co.uk/...t/0/football/18813407...

237SJ

Laminate effect cushion flooring

My Mum`s got a small area of hallway and wants to remove the carpet and replace it with some sort of cushion flooring. I`m pretty sure the floor`s concrete. Can you just put the cushion flooring...

marval

Praise the lord

A religious woman upon waking up each morning would open her front door stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbour who would always make sure...

madiba

Supermarket Parking

WHILST visiting my local supermarket I was disgusted to find the best parking spaces nearest the door are now reserved for so-called 'Parent and Child Parking'. If these people are fit enough to...

Bbbananas

To be or not to be....

crotchless. What do you think people? (I am, naturellement, referring to panties, knickers, whatever)....

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