I have just opened a letter on behalf of Chief Stout [ Mr S] who is now blind so I have to read to him,a summary of his last hospital consultation, inside our letter is a letter for another lady and...
I'm not superstitious but today has not gone well and its only 9.23 wake up to see fatty hairy arse inches from my face stumble down to the kitchen to make a cup of tea and put my hands on his stinky...
Anyone watch embarassing bodies the other night? The man with the leaky bottom! He was asked when did you last empty your bowels. His reply was two weeks ago! Jeepers! The mind boggles!
Tonyav implores me As he's finding it depressing to write about his life without mentioning cross dressing Thoughts of wigs and padding He's finding quite a drag And he can't keep his spanners neat In...
Can you use the Scotch guard spray to water proof your trainers
particularly the breathable running type as I am getting wet feet in
the rainy weather?
Thank you !...
Onwards and Downwards Continues in July Welcome to July's Onwards and Downwards where we offer support and good feelings for those who are trying to shift a few pounds. We are not experts we just...
My 54 Yaris has just passed its MOT but the new certificate now prints 'Advisory Information' which states that the two front and two rear break pipes are slightly corroded. They(KwikFit) will do the...
SO SCIENTISTS claim to have found a cure for cancer in mice. Big deal. That's great news if you happen to be a mouse.. Why don't these idiots try finding a cancer cure for people? After all, it's us...
PEOPLE say that I am as honest as the day is long. Does this mean that in winter, as the days become shorter, I become proportionately less honest, and might therefore be tempted to start shoplifting,...
WOMEN SECRETARIES have no sense of loyalty to their employers. They're happy to cash their pay cheques, drink your coffee and use your phone, but the minute you try giving them a quick Christmas bonus...
I know this is probably not possible but I have made some chutney for a WI competition and have noticed an air bubble in the only jar i was going to enter [the 1lb size], all the rest are too small....
Why is EVERYTHING driving me mad? Rude people, Young people, Old people, Drivers, Shoppers, Olympics, Government, Politcians, Just about everything. I get up, start to drive to work & there's a...
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Gladys has been most difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard. Well, you know how...
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his...
