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fruitsalad
I didn't know which category to put this in so here goes I have between 25-30 yesteryear model vehicles all in an excellent condition and each with its box they are in the top of a wardrobe at the...
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Bazile
What brings back fond memories of your Junior schools days ( assuming you liked your JSD) Mine are the following ( not exhaustive ) - The songs - dance dance where ever you may be ... Morning has...
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marval
A dog thinks, "Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me. They must be Gods!" A cat thinks, "Hey, these...
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enfable
If I was to cover 4 miles on a daily basis what would be the best exercise to cover it in? Time is not a factor so would be the best option be; a brisk walk, jogging, running or cycling or are there...
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Nid 1
answersare all types of homes 1.D w e l l i n g 2. Allow after tea. 3.A gun used badly in a hit No number of letters given and they are cryptic clues they certainly areproving very difficult. Thank...
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weecalf
With all this talk about olympics has made me consider entering a Team AB in the upcoming event .I will be taking names for different events .And will be pressing for skipping to be included.So good...
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TWR
To put a word game on here this morning? or is someone going to get his / her dummy out & start Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaing?
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madiba
I RECENTLY had to use a public phone box in London, and was shocked to see a card advertising advertising a 'Spanking by a naughty nurse, any time'. No wonder my mother has been waiting for a hip...
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hammerman
Hi guys, car is Toyota Yaris 1.4 petrol. It's an old one....Y reg with 118k on the clock. Stopped car and turned off but left ignition on with radio on for about 15 mins...nothing else on. All of a...
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albaqwerty
Monday night, 8.30 Knock on the door, then it got thumped, then the letter box was rattled severely. It takes me more than 2 seconds to answer the front door. Jeez. Charity guy was met with, 'can't...
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madiba
If smoking is so bad for your health How come I cures salmon ?...
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magicmick
Recently the Bank was running a Password Audit and found Stevie O'Toole from Conception Bay (Newfoundland) using the following password. MickeyDonaldGoofeyDaffyBugsElmerPlutoOttowa. When Stevie was...
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ELVIS68
As I walked out of the front door with my bags last night, I looked back at my wife and said, "Are you sure about this? It doesn't feel right?" "Yes, I'm sure," she replied,...
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madiba
WHY DO farmers always put their gates right next to the muddiest parts of the field?
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mrs_overall
In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Slaughterville, Oklahoma), the streets were bustling with activity. With the River Cess dolphin (a.k.a. Divegirl) at home in bed ill with an...
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excelsior-1
hello tony. bearing in mind the weather at your carnival last week. carnival in my town this weekend - a two day affair on a field. weather forecast looks decidedly dodgy - it will not stop me from...
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foxyferret
I have just seen a butterfly in my back garden that I have never seen before. It was not the size of a normal butterfly, like a big moth. It was bright red all over the wings apart from a black...
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mccfluff
there is a man outside selling sausages in a bun with onions arghhhhhh, he's right outside my window, this is so unfair :-(...
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madiba
MEN LIVE to an average age of 70, whilst women carry on till they're 78. On my 70th birthday I fully intend to have a sex change operation in order to claim my extra 8 years. And I jolly well expect...
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sidkid
accidently overturned his buggy. Elizabeth, a golf instructor who lived in a villa on the golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him. "Hey, are you okay, what's your name?"...

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