If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous erudite scientist who once said:"I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact...
with apologies smow, but I think its time to start a new thread to help you/ support you thru today, we are all on your side and want to help if we can. How is your son feeling today, has he said much...
If you're stressing out, here are some comments you can use to help articulate your mood to others. 1. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after. 2. I started out with nothing & still have...
So the new edition of Runner's World (I wonder about the punctuation there!) ... is called the "Special Beginners Issue" (I wonder about the punctuation there, too!) But would this be a good...
I know some will say I'm making a mountain out of a molehill but I just can't understand why ABers are still helping somebody who has never said please,thank you or responded to any questions in 2...
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife...
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for...
A young engineer was leaving the office at 5.45pm when he found the CEO standing in front of the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen" said the CEO, "this is a very...
My sons got a beautiful charcoal skinny suit for his prom tommorow night :) He's got brown brouges.Brown belt and black tie. However he wants to wear a blue hanky in his suit pocket! I think he looks...
Visiting someone who lives on a one-way road. We' were sitting in the garden in the sun - honest - and I couldn't help but notice how many people were riding bikes on the pavement - some in the wrong...
What do you think of the governments suggestion that they take benefits and free bus passes away from pensioners, and that the winter fuel payment is to be means tested? I thought i was hearing things...
