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BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME AND TO ALL YOU ABBERS WITH BIRTHDAYS TODAY!!!!!!!!

Now that Wimbledon is over..........

.........do all the "waving at the camera" types on Henman Hill/Murray Mount return to their care in the community designations? I have never seen any group of people anywhere in the world...

mrs_overall

The Answerbank Radio Show - Special Announcement

Excelsior1 Productions is proud to present a charity music night in aid of The League of Unemployable Quiz Masters. This event will take place this Friday in the village hall. The music will be...

firewatch

Just getting tea ready when little firewatch meandered into the kitchen with white powder on her hands. It was neutrodol carpet powder stuff, had to use it earlier, but had put it on a high shelf as I...

louculhane

Viviscal does it work!!

Hi everyone, Just have a query there, my hair is very thin, it's not falling out just really fine and would love to be able thicken it!! I was looking at a product called viviscal and was tempted to...

excelsior-1

GOOD EVENING ALL

got a half shift off work - so i'm home four hours earlier than the normal late shift. just thought i'd pop in and say hello. hope you have all had good days....

joggerjayne

Seven Cheese Feast

I had seven cheeses in my fridge. So I've got a bit of each of them, and a glass of dessert wine. Long live the No Crap Diet. #hopecheesedoesn'tgivemenightmares...

maggiebee

Bill Gates

This was in Quebec according to the blurb. Apparently Bill Gates gave a speech at a High School about eleven (11) things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good,...

TOWIE

Rain Rain Go Away and Don't Fluffing Come Back

Heating on in July - Tumble Dryer being used in July - Considering putting winter duvets back on beds - and in Lidl yesterday they were selling blow up dingy boat, was tempted to buy one, just to get...

nellypope

Losing friends. Careless or genius? Need help fast!

My name is nellipope and I have virtually no friends! I am hoping to achieve a higher state of friendlessness by 2013. It's been a hard slog, but I found that with the help of a few...

magicmick

Ladies locker room

Three ladies in the local tennis club locker room getting changed ready for a game, when a man ran through naked with just a bag over his head, the first lady looking down at his penis said "well...

magicmick

The T word

Saw a old friend today he had a large bump on his head, I said "what happened to you" he said "this chap started throwing words at him that began with the letter T" he went on to...

marval

Lips moving

A certain vicar always started his service by saying "The Lord be with you", after which the congregation responded "And also with you. “One morning he mounted the pulpit and said...

Jemisa

Pension Sex - 2

WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary, the husband yelled, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies...

jake-the-peg

Who ae we?

In case you've ever wondered http://www.alexa.com/.../theanswerbank.co.uk# Apparently theres a lot of 18-24 year olds who are either highly educated or not educated but we are the 2,049th most popular...

WELSHYORKIE

Good Morning All

It's Monday again, back to work again, persisting down again, another Brit fails at Wimbledon again - some things don't change do they??

venator

Nearly disastrous acronym

This organisation's acronym is WATCH - they should have called themselves Women In The CHurch http://www.womenandthechurch.org/...

sbrown1450

the best way to clean silver

I have an old silver spoon that is green and sticky. What is the best way to clean it?

Tilly2

The Beckhams at the tennis.

Has anyone just seen the shot of the Beckhams at Wimbledon? V.B. seems to be holding up her chin with her hand all the time. Not leaning on her hand, just sitting with her hand placed under her chin....