Does anybody remember these bucolic characters ? Coming hot on the news of a special Islamic car (onboard compass pointing to Mecca, special compartment for the Koran and jilbabs, execution sword...
Hi all, Just received an email from a guy I like very much, but don't know terribly well. He signed his email: Warm regards "Name" xx What does the xx mean in this context? Thanks...
URGENT PLEASE HELP/FISH DYING SUDDENLY. My partner, unfotunately use heraldite glue to seal an item in the tank, the glue had (or so we thought) set but upon putting back in the water came apart...
As quite a few of you know, my daughter was expecting twins, however we were recently advised that she was having what is termed a Mono-amniotic pregnancy, and that the outcome wasn't great. During...
The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her, "Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let...
Thor, the Viking God of Thunder, and his pal Bob, were up in Valhalla, when suddenly Thor said to Bob "Bob, it's been a long time now. I REALLY need to have sex..." Bob stood and pondered for a while,...
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the...
Hi All, I'm a forgetful numpty and forgot to pay my phone bill so yesterday they kindly put a bar on the phone which I didn't realise til this morning. 'No problem' thinks I and phone the customer...
it's a really rotten day today, i've walked my dog to the other end of my village to pick my car up from the pub ( i left it there, was only going to have a couple, ended up having a bit more!!) then...
I am so glad that you have brought my chatterbank site back. I have missed you all so much and it is nice to see most of you back,especially my litle whiffey He bought me a boxer chocolates last...
Would you consider yourself easily offended or do you not often find offense in other people's remarks and statements? Does anyone think that they would never be offended by anyone's remarks?
Has anybody noticed how i am being got at ? I don't mind really, but I think it's about time I told you all who is doing this, She is basically sound, but not the full shilling. So gather round ABers,...
Man has been around quite a long while. Fundamentally our gentics can not have changed that much. I appreciate that with the advent of mass transportation and medical assistance we may have changed...
Right - our Supervisor is leaving us at Christmas and moving to Singapore (lucky cow) with her husbands job. I want to write a witty ditty in her goodbye card but am stumped. Her name is Jo, our...