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Jokes

Can you tell me what the joke 'It's on the top shelf inside the wardrobe case' means ?

"I have some exciting news, but you must keep it between you, me, and the internet: there has been talk at ABtowers of giving you all a treat. It will neither to your teeth or make you fat (we care...

TheresaTea

Me to you bears

Does anyone know what the Me to you soft toy bear with the code I23A should be holding? My partner is away tonight and he has left the bear for me for valentine but he has removed whatever the bear...

hotfemail

Kitchen work tops

I am renting a property and hate the worktops but dont want to spend a fortune replacing them. Can they be painted ???

zzxxee

im about to put the kettle on cuppa

anyone?

missnemesis

What is the opposite of 'orphan'?

Was just wondering if any of you clever ABers know what the opposite of being an orphan is? I don't mean still having parents, I mean is there a specific term or word for parent/s whose children have...

zzxxee

if you could name a fragrance after your self

what would you call it?

lostsoul28

Any relationship advisers or consellors out there!!!

I am a female & I have been in a relationship for about 9 years and it began quite badly with lies to my partner (male) I was quite young but he forgave a lot of stuff as I hurt him a lot. During the...

waterboatman

Good morning early birds

No frost, no snow, but still dark and overcast here in Gloucestershire.

anotheoldgit

It pays to live in Scotland

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-114288 3/Scots-council-tax-frozen-rates-England-rise. html The Scots already get free eye care and dental check-ups, free access to cancer drugs and free care...

stompe

Oops

fell asleep did i miss something?

brnmhn

Song title and Singer/Band

Who sang the following (incomplete)lyricsand what is the name of the song? "Now you want it ,Now you got it,Don't stop the music,,,,,,,,,.if you just put your hand in mine........,You don't...

Clo-Trine

Tornadoes

What is the name given to scientists who chase Tornadoes/Storms? I don't think it's meteorologists.. any ideas? Thanks.

eash

Baked/Jacket Potato

I am just curious as to whether a potato could possibly be cooked in an oven on a very low heat over 8 hours? Could this work? Would it be too crispy or not crispy at all? I like a jacket potato but...

trevross-GGG

Fancy dress.?!

Im off to cardiff in march with 5 other girls for a girly week away and we want to do fancy dress but not to sure on what to go as.,? we want to go all the same but also dont rele want to spend alot...

bobtheturkey

tell me

about your frying pan

stokemaveric

what are your....

pets called?..i have a dog called max,a cat named kiara..and 3 goldfish called wet,wet,wet....lol

China Doll

I'm Shocked...

Not only has Boo been declared royalty but Gormless posted kisses... I'm quite carried away with the excitment and am thinking of having a street parade to celebrate.

no.knowledge

Am I AB royalty

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