Four elderly gents are walking down a street in Manchester. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Pub - All drinks 20p." They look at each other in disbelief and then go in,...
… against Germany at Wembley.
In 94 minutes of football they didn't have a single shot on target.
Will this be good enough for their appearance in Brazil next year ?...
Just looked at my latest eBay bill, I just cannot believe it. eBay are now charging 10% for postage as a separate Final Value Fee. I will think twice now before selling with them. So we have to pay...
But who would do lamp repairs? I've a floor lamp that needs rewiring...and can find nothing either online or in the yellow pages under lamps,lighting or repairs. Am I looking in the wrong place?
Should I report to the ambulance service that I think one of their employees is conducting an affair in the ambulance? I've seen this one guy (in his greens) outside where I work twice, on his own...
He should be charged with endangering life!!!
Hope they sue him!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2509251/Rapper-George-Watsky-breaks-womans-arm-stage-dive.html...
Hi, i was quietly reading the latest edition of arran cardiagns for men magazine last night when i heard a dreadful wailing noise, thinking it was my car alarm i rushed outside only to trip on my...
All answers begin with Tom dick or Harry For the beauty of the earth tra-la (3) Annie's song (8) Not specific cherry tomato(7,3,5) With bundles of yarn(3,5) Caught sight of this one (7-4)...
Just watched Sunday's corrie. What a waste of an hour. Nothing happened.
Have they changed the writers or is the lull before all the Christmas ratings battle episodes?...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24983159 A very wealthy man is going to bank-role UKIP in the run up to the European elections next year. Does anybody think that this will lead on to victory in...
Read a little of a report in the paper between the multitude of adverts that three of the people in Bruce's terrible show were robbed now my question is .with all the money the papers make out of...
I tried one of those Football Celebrations today, you know the one where you run like mad and then slide along on your knees. Unfortunately, I didn''t anticipate the slippery floor and crashed...
Methodist Minister filmed buying hard drugs !
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24978293
Not sure why this chap was the Chairman of a major bank in the first place....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-24976929 I can't really make my mind up on this one. If 10,000's of 15 years olds are having sex and we can't seem to stop them, perhaps it shouldn't be a crime. But...