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Middle Aged Man.

A middle-aged man is reading a magazine article. 'It says that men over 50 are better in bed,' he tells the wife. 'Don't be stupid' she replies. 'That's a printing error - it should read men over 50...

Chipchopper

Trick Or Treat...

My Halloween costume scared the life out of people! I dressed up as an energy bill....

mallyh

I Look An Idiot Lol

i look an idiot sitting here with a witches outfit on and a big rubber nose ,hope some kiddies come round lol...

237SJ

Christmas

This evening, I have just seen my first house with all the christmas lights flashing away in the windows so Christmas has started. It`s official.

Chipchopper

A Scarey One...

Why do demons and ghouls like to hang out together ?. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!...

jp_2031

an extreamly scarey movie title...

i can remember a movie i seen ages ago, but i just cant figure out its name.. can anyone help me? --- a group of people have been invited to a house because they have "won" somthing, but then the...

scorpious123

caravan

I no this is in the wrong thread but i have a caravan for sale, I have never sold anything in my life and this doggy character game round my house and said i will give you a cash deal. My work mate...

Gromit

"go Home Vans" Hailed A Fantastic Success

The pilot sheme telling illigal immigrants that the face arrest has had some success... // In a written statement, Immigration Minister Mark Harper said 60 voluntary departures "can be directly...

fruitsalad

Chanel Perfumes

I usually go for No5 but would like a change does anyone use a chanel perfume that lasts but is not to overpowering and would be good for day or night

ToraToraTora

Time To Drop This Stupid Import Fom The Septics?

why have we adopted this sh!te from accorss the pond? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-24741250 I cannot even remember doing very much on All hallows when I was a saucepan!...

weecalf

Some Nothing Person

Some nothing person has got into my email and sent an email to all my contact .I notified some of them that I can .Most would know not to open it but of those that would what would happen ? Know it...

AnneGould

Help With My 'friend' Please

PLEASE READ PROPERLY OR YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM, MANY THANKS :) Serious answers only please. I have known my best friend for quite a few years and we are both in our 40s. She has changed...

gness

My First

Sparrowhawk in this garden.....it was beautiful. Between that and the visiting plumber I am a very happy chick today.....☺

Noddyis62

Bbc Breakfast

Please can someone tell me what has happened to Bill Turnbull on BBC Breakfast he hasn't been seen for a couple of weeks now

KAGGY40

Reality Tv Star Auoytswcnl

Crossword pg 88 Thanks for your help x...

goodlife

Whose Prayers Are Answered?

But many have prayed in vain for health, happiness, peace, and prosperity. In fact, some feel that God does not really listen to prayers. Yet, the Bible calls him the “Hearer of prayer.”—Psalm...

tpw536w

Double Meanings

1)Place for strays was once a note 2)Former sea-goer is a land bird 3)Derby winner is a dancer thanks for any help...

gness

Whoooooooooo☻

Love the logo.........☻☻☻...x

porkchop

Place Betting In Horse Racing

Bookies offer E/W place betting on 1 2 3 4 in handicap races when 16 horses run . However in non handicap races or in maiden hurdles when there could be over 20 horses in a race the bookies only pay...

alvina

Sunday Life Crossword

15a. Doubtless, one wouldn't be (9) U???????N 16d. Study on leave in Afrca (5) ??N?I (sinai?) 14d. He's not an expert, professionally speaking (6) ???m?n (layman?)...

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