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murraymints
morning from cold dark Edinburgh..hope you survived the snow..xx
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maggiebee
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked 'em, I've roasted 'em, I've stewed 'em, I've barbequed 'em, I've even tried...
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Jordyboy9
Is it just me thinking this has past its sell by date,cant stand any of the trio and the fact thats its edited and they make out its a live show,time for it to go....
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weecalf
Whats her name porter street where or how did she break into tv .What was here claim to fame afore .Or did she slip under the radar like pieres morgan...
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cupid04
Q] What does a mathematician do when he's constipated? A] He works it out with a pencil....
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sandyRoe
Will you still play?
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jd_1984
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-marries-kieran-hayler-1538660 In putting this up please dont think I care. My point is THIS was the featured story on the Mirror web page! Ok...
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jd_1984
Have you ever eaten (knowingly haha) Horse Meat. I eat it in Vienna at a hot dog stand. It was similar in texture to hot dog meat, cut into bite sized chunks and served with a hot roll and sauce. I...
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dave50
When these characters announce they are leaving for a while to 'get away' from something or other, nobody asks the obvious questions normal people would ask like 'where are you going to live?' or...
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rockyracoon
Right, it's just come in the post so tomorrow I'm going to start doing her workouts. How long do you reckon I'll last? Mind you I think I might have to buy batteries for the DVD remote (if I can find...
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carrust
....give Tesco meatballs a try tonight....I've heard they're the dogs bo££ocks.....
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keithlbw
Had a lovely Tesco burger last night.....and woke up with a bit in my mouth this morning.
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zebo
We've just watched this on Gold, can't make my mind up if I like it. The Sir Humphrey actor is trying very hard to sound like Nigel Hawthorne and the PM, David Haig comes across as a bit more savvy...
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abstibus
RTE News has just said there was horsemeat in 29% (think I got that right) of burgers tested and sold in many major supermarkets in Ireland. No major risk to health, however. That's a big consolation....
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lass1
10a use again on another bike race R?c???o 3d scotsmans coat M?? 17d watched the bank with criminal and was tumbled ?a?c?d?d 21d holds up vendors outside shops ???l?s 24a is added to make opposite n??...
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Mochiepark
1. Tease one in the club (4) ---t 2. Suitable neckwear, we hear, for Nash (4) b--- 3. Indications of sorrow are heard in rows (5) ----s 4. Have nothing to do with foreign blend of tea (8) a-i----- 5....
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Georgiesmum
Anyone fancy a nice hot mug of tea? kettles on and ive got loads of biscuits and shortbread from christmas....
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geoffb
does anyone know what the lowest uk lotto payout is for all prize levels thank you...
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SIRandyraven
oh dear. Here is me reading about welfare cutbacks , public sector pay freezes and the general state of things in the world at the moment and then I saw this. Guess they should have tried Rolf Harris...
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Mosaic
The aged P's will be investing in a walk-bath soon, and I wondered if Abers had any advice they would care to pass on regarding types or possible pitfalls. My only priority to pass on to the project...

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