People who spitpeople who ask the bleedin obvious (eg "is it raining outside" when you walk in soaking wet)people who have a go at you for doing something then do it themselvesbeing told what to...
He laid her on the table. So white clean and bare.His forehead wet with beads of sweat. He rubbed her here and there.He touched her neck and then her breast.And then drooling felt her thigh. The slit...
Lay a whisper on my pillowLeave the winter on the groundI wake up lonely,there's air of silenceIn the bedroom and all aroundTouch me now, I close my eyesAnd dream away...It must have been love, but...
So much to do , so little time, gawd il be knackered. lol - this w-end kids party(club i go to) helping out with the little darlings! - and im going dressed as "minnie mouse" 10th dec -party ,and17th...
The Gas men have been all day repairing a gas main and have just knocked the top off the water main I've just spoken to the water man and he said it would be fixed in an hour IF they have the part
A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they...
Does anybody else hate really in your face girls, girls that try just that bit too much to make you interested. I prefer girls that are slightly shy and stand back.
One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he...
<in sing song voice> I've got a jooooob, I've got a job, I'm not gonna be unemployed anymore and don't have to sit at home all day doing not much.......oh!