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gness

Oh Heck!

Before I went away I couldn't properly lock the shed door so I booby trapped it.....good and proper....never do things by half.... I made a tall pyramid of sharp garden tools....including the almighty...
15:55 Tue 01st Jul 201460 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 21:26 Tue 01st Jul 2014
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AB Editor

International Joke Day

Morning all, Today is International Joke Day and in the spirit of fun here are a few chucklers from the king of one liners Tim Vine: Exit signs? They're on the way out! Black Beauty? Now there's a...
10:39 Tue 01st Jul 201412 answers, last by AB Editor 08:44 Wed 02nd Jul 2014
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EcclesCake

Civil Servants. Your View?

I am intrigued by the regular slating of Civil Servants. they are often portrayed as being idle, over paid, over pensioned, jobs worths in the press and frequently don't get a better deal on AB. Why...
17:48 Mon 30th Jun 201464 answers, last by ColinandJess 20:33 Mon 30th Jun 2014
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sp1814

Little White Dot

When my sister and I were younger, we would always run up to the TV when it was being switched off to watch the little white dot disappear into nothingness (okay, we didn't have a lot of money, so had...
22:24 Sun 29th Jun 201431 answers, last by mikey4444 13:36 Mon 30th Jun 2014
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anotheoldgit

President Obama Sends A Special Unit Of Cia Officers To The Uk.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2673511/Obama-sends-CIA-UK-probe-terrorist-breeding-ground-President-pointed-snub-MI5-lone-wolf-mission-interrogate-British-security-experts.html Is Britain...
14:07 Sun 29th Jun 20143 answers, last by zebo 12:18 Mon 30th Jun 2014
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granny grump

Suspect Email

I have received an email purporting to come from a grandson who we are not in contact with and haven't been for a good many years. It was along the lines of we are stranded in Kiev please help. I know...
11:25 Mon 30th Jun 201422 answers, last by Canary42 14:50 Mon 30th Jun 2014
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excelsior-1

Celebrating A Sporting Victory

in the tradition of sharing one's triumph with the fans, ie --- tennis players throwing their wrist bands in to the crowd, or football players throwing their shirts i decided to share my victory with...
16:29 Sun 29th Jun 201411 answers, last by berniecuddles 09:59 Mon 30th Jun 2014
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barney15c

Luis Suarez - How Much Lower Can He Get?

Now says he 'lost his balance' after biting Italian player Giorgio Chielinni. how much longer is this man going to make mugs of us. He never protested his innoscense immediately after the match, he's...
17:06 Sat 28th Jun 201421 answers, last by Colmc54 00:32 Sun 29th Jun 2014
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coffeeboy

Dick Van Dyke

Is Dick Van Dykes real name? Penis Van Lesbian...
13:43 Sat 28th Jun 201414 answers, last by zebo 22:26 Sat 28th Jun 2014
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excelsior-1

A Man Has Been Arrested....

........in the hunt for the notorious 'Elvis impersonator' He was caught in a trap...
14:43 Sat 28th Jun 201414 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:36 Sat 28th Jun 2014
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hc4361

Aldi Cashing In On Its Popularity?

I am a big fan of Aldi and can't fault the quality of their household goods such as dishwasher tablets and detergents but I think the prices are steadily rising, eg 45p for a tin of tomatoes, and the...
11:07 Sat 28th Jun 201413 answers, last by Mamyalynne 20:33 Sat 28th Jun 2014
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albaqwerty

Mr Alba Starts A New Job

this coming Monday!! Woohoo!! After a couple of years on the soul-destroying job search front, it's lovely to see him with a bounce in his step! Down side, he'll need sandwiches, so that's even more...
13:50 Fri 27th Jun 201479 answers, last by mccfluff 11:19 Sat 28th Jun 2014
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McMouse

I Only Do First-Aid Now

When I was young I decided to go to Medical School. At the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange the letters PNEIS and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect....
11:12 Fri 27th Jun 20148 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:03 Fri 27th Jun 2014
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mikey4444

Luis Suarez Out Of World Cup

At last the FIFA authorities have acted over this tiresome, overpaid and over praised thug :: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28013503 Not before time. I guess that means Liverpool can now sack...
16:19 Thu 26th Jun 201457 answers, last by anneasquith 17:24 Fri 27th Jun 2014
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ChillDoubt

Suarez Banned For 4 Months

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/28023882 Seems about right and fair....
14:08 Thu 26th Jun 201449 answers, last by Ken4155 22:21 Thu 26th Jun 2014
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Ric.ror

The Archers

Spoiler alert - even though I did not listen to last nights (Sunday) She's a one is that Elizabeth Archer. There is a name for her sort. Ghastly woman - what on earth was Roy thinking. My friend is...
10:29 Mon 23rd Jun 201424 answers, last by Hopkirk 08:02 Fri 27th Jun 2014
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mrs_overall

My Exciting Night

There is a couple that we know socially. The husband is drop dead gorgeous (a girl is allowed to window shop!), has a larger than life personality and is great company. Unfortunately his wife has the...
19:49 Tue 24th Jun 201422 answers, last by Brinjal 06:38 Wed 25th Jun 2014
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berniecuddles

Courtroom Drama..!!!

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and...
18:56 Tue 24th Jun 20149 answers, last by cupid04 07:04 Wed 25th Jun 2014
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maggiebee

Edinburgh Book Festival

Bookings for the Festival open today so I was up bright and early to join the queue when booking opened at 8.30 am. On the dot of 8.30 am I was number 668 in the queue? I am now at 519 so next year I...
08:17 Tue 24th Jun 201410 answers, last by janbee 04:21 Wed 25th Jun 2014
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excelsior-1

Good Luck To Andy Murray

he will advance quite far at wimbledon this year if he follows in the footsteps of the england soccer team ......... avoiding the net as much as possible...
19:24 Mon 23rd Jun 20147 answers, last by ChillDoubt 08:04 Tue 24th Jun 2014

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