I was in a huge Tesco's and the woman in front of me decided that she didnt want to take home all the plastic packaging/wrapping on all her fruit and veg and so while she was waiting in line she...
England are biting at the heels of Australia and New Zealand in the world rankings ... especially after beating Australia 3-0 in the recent Test series (did I mention that? lol) The Silver Ferns are...
We ( 8 of us) booked a weekend away, got back today. We got a good deal for a hotel break for my sons 40th birthday. I only looked at the reviews for this hotel after booking, I know should have...
You know you are getting older when..... You and your teeth don't sleep together You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks, and discover you aren't wearing any At the breakfast table you...
I saw a funny thing yesterday in a shopping mall in the US. A risque underwear shop with manequins in the window dressed in kinky gear with whips and other paraphernalia and next door to it was a shop...
Hi, Im a bit confused about my connecting flight to Charlotte, NC from Atlanta, USA. i fly out of Dublin airport, Ireland on 16th feb AT 8.40AM and arrive in Atlanta around 2pm with a 2hour 15min stop...
Ryan air had been refusing to pay compensation to travellers stranded after the Icelandic volcano erruption. They claimed it was //so extraordinary that normal rules should not apply// But the...
in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining", he said to his wife. "No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said"....
Again on tonights news was a story about a rail death, how is anyone but the person or persons killed to blame? there are usually lights, bells or sirens, and a large notice warning of the danger, and...
If I had a name like this I would have to change it by deed poll:- 1. Miss Sexsmith.....2. Mr Bates.....3.Miss Scratchard.....4.Miss Nookey.....5.Mr Payne (Dentist). These are genuine names. Has...
The newly-weds are in their honeymoon suite and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at...
A question was asked to a 22 year old lady which was who did the paintings of the matchstick men and the choice was (1) David Hockney (2) L s Lowry (3) John Constable She said I have never heard of...
...just been working for a gynaecologist who only works part-time. I asked him if he'd thought of retiring? He said "I like to keep my hand in."..........
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/addiction-soars-as-online-gambling-hits-2bn-mark-8468376.html We've seen the government get involved in the smoking of tobacco, the buying of cheap...