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zebo
I've given up, I need to seek help! 8Down Saint Bernard returned on Sabbath with other holy types. _ O _ T I know I'll feel a total idiot when I get the answer!...
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Brinjal
Corny but fun These are very corny but may cause you to smile! 1. Two blondes walk into a building ........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message -...
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TWR
I see there are a few post's from abroad, is there anyone from Tenerife on? or anyone else in Europe?
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mrs_overall
Well, being honest, I lie awake next to a snorer. Can anyone recommend some decent earplugs? I bought some foam type things from Boots that you compress and then stick in your ear before they expand...
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mike11111
Have just finished watching the repeat of the first episode of Midsomer Murders with Neil Dudgeon. The opening scene shows DC Jones showing his new boss around the town, including a walk over the...
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Jemisa
A teacher asks her class if they're Arsenal fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Ok, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "Westham United miss ." "Why's...
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Smowball
What would you do with it? Just say you saw a ticket laying on the floor somewhere public,maybe a pub or shop - picked it up and stuck it in your pocket. then you get home and check the numbers....and...
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sp1814
A third of 16-23 year olds don't know it comes from pigs. A third don't know where milk comes from and...and...only two thirds knew that eggs came from chilckens. Not so much a question as a 'sheesh'...
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marval
A flying saucer landed at a petrol station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in...
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zebo
This is a long shot, does anyone have access to the SA version of Ancestry, Ancestry24.com? I'm trying to find the details of the death of a distant relative. Fingers crossed!
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devil99
How do i change my Avatar picture?
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Gallifrey
Stuck on this clue,would appreciate help with it.thank you. 23 down- What causes a stink on the Web?(6)??TN??...
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fredkins
Hi, has anyone got their holidays booked up,and if so where are you going this summer.
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Jemisa
Two blokes were in a pub , and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed some bloke on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you £10 if...
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trt
Just realized tonight, didn't have a reminder etc, can I do it on-line as knowing my luck will get pulled over if I drive tomorrow?
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Jemisa
This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home...
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anotheoldgit
http://www.dailymail....opening-ceremony.html I along with the rest are all for show of a little patriotism, but do you think it is appropriate for part of the opening ceremony to "MENTION THE...
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Hopkirk
If there was a branch of each major supermarket equal distances from your home, which one would you go to?
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ronnietoon
missed the goal unblocking a toilet
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venator
The Queen's English Society is to close for lack of interest. A sad commentary on the steady decline of standards.. At least, the Apostrophe Protection Society is still in business......

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