A teacher asked her class of seven-year-olds: "If I had 6 apples in one hand and 4 in the other, other, how many apples would have"? Little Johnny Was first to raise his hand, and says"very big hands,...
Got my first 9 letter ( for a while I think ) at least I can't recall getting one before FORENSICS It was leaping out of the screen Surprised the contestants didn't see it . I shall now celebrate with...
With Cliff Mitchelmore ,more and his wife Jean Metcalf
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e3Zfj8HukvI
Let’s have our own for a little while
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IDaJ7rFg66A...
Thoughts for the day: Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right...
I can't work out what happened to most of the days of this week but, apparently, somehow it's Friday again. So here we go once more . . . A 'middling' start for me, with a score of FOUR out of seven...
Could it be true that the photo of Prince Andrew with the young lady (forget her name) could be fake. Since I heard about it I studied the photo and his left hand around her waist looks a bit iffy in...
Met the Minister the other day, we had a chat and he said "My son, You should be thinking about the hereafter" I said "But Minister I do every morning " I go downstairs then I go back up stairs. I...
I was 19 , clad in my tiny mini dress and white PVC boots , it was a pale beige mini dress in wool with a polo neck, I loved it till……… I had several Cherry Bs and ciders and promptly threw up down...
Please add your contributions A burglary was recently committed at Norwich City's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a yellow and...
Whenever I post on this site what an absolute disaster Brexit is for the UK, the Brexiteers cry foul, and ask for hard evidence. The youtube video below is a good start, with the presenter clearly...
