Bring back Sharon - who agrees. Get shot of those pompous women and inject some managerial experience to the show again. Not only that, she will put Lou Lou in his place.
lets all club together and buy ethel a brilliant xmas prezzie to say thanks for all the great advise what shall we get her and the ab editor can chip in some of his fat wallet if he likes
how to discuss to a 5 year old that her dadddy was the one that left. that it wasnt mommy. she wants to see him. but every time she was going to he would'nt be able to. then he would go for 4 months...
from years ago???? this is my favourite. ok you have heard it but i have always thought it was genius. why do Russians wear asbestos underpants? because Chernobyl fallout!
It's my friends 18th, and i want to get her 18 items, but i can't afford to spend more than about ?30. I want to get some relatively good presents and lots little tiny ones, i just need inspiration!...
I see another bandwagon jumping MP has stuck his head above the parapit to call for the head of Jeremy Clarkson following the witch hunt for Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand last week....
Did you know that a lamb is only a lamb until its 1st birthday. Then it becomes a hugget. Hugget is the stage between being a lamb & being mutton. Not a lot of people know that... Or do they?
.................................why is all the fuss being made about the 1st black president? Whilst we're at it, same goes for Tiger Woods, Lewis Hamilton and Paul Ince; I thought colour didn't...