Quizzes & Puzzles36 mins ago
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Three guys are trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first says, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security...
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David Beckham gets into a taxi at Dublin airport. He sees the driver looking at him for about 5 minutes in the rear view mirror. Eventually the driver says "OK, give me a clue." Beckham sighs and...
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It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.
They are making..
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We've got a ghost of a chicken in our house I think it's a Poultry-Geist...
A boy of 12 was a dedicated stamp collector; until the lad next door also bought an album. "He buys every stamp I do," the boy complained to his father, "and he's taken all the fun of it away." "Don't...
I've had breakfasts all over the world, but French breakfasts seem a little stingy, as they only serve one egg.
I asked a French waiter, why this is so, and he told me: "In France one egg is un ouef"...
SPORTS COMMENTATOR SLIP-UPS (Some old but still funny) 1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." (Alan Minter) 2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she...
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for £1.99. "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs." "Then I'll have to...
While ferrying workers back and forth from our offshore oil rig, the helicopter where I was lost power and went down. Fortunately, it landed safely in the lake. Struggling to get out, one man tore off...
Did you hear about the stupid husband who had eight vasectomies? He had to because his wife kept getting pregnant. __________ A guy got on a bus one day and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly...
My favourite allergy song is,
'Blowing in The Wind', by Peter, Pollen Mary...
These signs have allegedly been spotted in public use. Sign in a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs. _____________ In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday...
I, a hetero, once used the word anygays during a convo in a completely non-homophobic way... But I feel like Ive messed up... Is it wrong for a straight person to say anygays?
A middle-aged woman on a transatlantic flight, was getting a little tipsy. she called a stewardess and asked for, yet, another glass of bourbon. The stewardess obliged and asked if she wanted anything...
Massive flood in lemonade factory!
A spokesperson said: "500 staff were Schwepped away."...
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