I Have Osteoarthritis In Both Knees
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I, a hetero, once used the word anygays during a convo in a completely non-homophobic way... But I feel like Ive messed up... Is it wrong for a straight person to say anygays?
I was searching for fuel when I ran out of petrol. At that moment, a bee flew in through my window. The bee asked me, "What seems to be the problem?''. I replied, "I'm out of petrol". The bee told me...
A huge grisly walks into a bar and says "give me a wiskey and........... soda".
So why the long pause, the barman asks.
"Duno says the grisly, but they're handy for catching salmon"...
I bought a comb and gave it to my bald-headed brother for his birthday.
He seems pretty pleased with it, because he said he;l never part with it....
A middle-aged woman on a transatlantic flight, was getting a little tipsy. she called a stewardess and asked for, yet, another glass of bourbon. The stewardess obliged and asked if she wanted anything...
Massive flood in lemonade factory!
A spokesperson said: "500 staff were Schwepped away."...
I've just replaced my car engine with the motor from my washing machine.
I'm going to take it for a spin later....
....most pointless job is fitting indicators to BMW's.
Worrying news breaking that, as a result of the fuel shortage, some mums have had to leave the 5.0 litre diesel 4 x 4 at home and walk up to a full five minutes to collect the kids from the school....
A guy walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, "shingles." So she took down his name, address, and medical insurance number and told him to have a seat....
The chief of staff of the UK Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all our armed services. So, he directed that a nearby Air Force base be opened and...
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mary and bob were patients in an asylum 1 day, they are walking in the grounds and bob falls in to the water. mary immediately jumps in after him- bringing him to the surface and back to the shore....
Little Johny lives on a farm. 1 day, he comes downstairs and his mother asks, "Did you do your chorese, Johny?. no chores, no breakfast!" well he's not very happy, but what can he do?. out he goes to...
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These two men were cellmates in prison for nine years. One day Larry said to Joe, "You know man its been a long time since we had some sex so you oughta let me screw you." Joe replied. "Are you...
The mafia have boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker.
Police are undergoing tests to aldentify the victim....
The Government are seeking a suitable rich Crony to implement their latest solution to the fuel crisis.
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I said to my wife last night 'Do you have to scratch when we are having sex?' Shh, she said, I think ive won a tenner
not only have I just won the lottery but my ex girlfriend says she wants us to get back together
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