Didn't last long as a window cleaner. Too much pane.
Was interviewed as a proof reader for a Witches Manual. didn't get the job as i couldn't spell.
My fat friend got a job as a croupier in a casino. He was sacked for eating all the chips.
Another friend got a job grooming horses. He too was sacked. None of the horses believed he was only 14.
Back in '69, my dad got a job as an astronaut. He was sacked because he wouldn't agree to pretend to have landed on the moon. One for the conspiracy theorists, there :-)