Hi all. When i click on windows defender, i am notified that this program is turned off. It says if you are using another program that checks for harmful or unwanted software,use the action centre to...
He was having a great time watching the sheilas in their bikinis,but after two sixpacks of strong ale he fell asleep for several hours in the midday sun and got horrible sunburn,specifically to to his...
A teacher was working with a group of children,trying to broaden their horizans through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said,"Children,i'd like you to close your eyes...
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to...
A dog went to the telegram office,took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof,Woof,Woof, Woof, Woof,Woof,Woof,Woof,Woof."The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog,"There are only nine words...
A woman takes her 15 year old daughter to the doctor. the doctor says"Ok Mrs Jones whats the problem?" The mother says "It's my daughter Mandy.She keeps getting these cravings,she's putting on...
Man goes to a brothel. The madam is out of women but,since the guy is drunk she thinks she can get away with a blow up doll and he will never know the difference. Being a bit nervous because she never...
Youth meets girl in pub,they had a few drinks,the girl said i am going home now. The youth said can i take you home.the girl said no,i am on my Menstrual Cycle. The youth said thats no problem i will...
Hello All. Windows explorer exe has stopped working,(not internet explorer) I am running Windows 7. When i try to drag and drop files on to an external device,it says Windows Explorer stopped...