New Beach Wear For Men

[Daffy6543]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/it-must-be-stopped-it-must-be-stopped?bffbuk#2cbkxhz

Who here would wear this on the beach?

[EcclesCake]

It looks like it is held on with an elastic band, hopefully the same type they use to dock lamb's tails.

Mr Cake has been told he's not allowed one.

[roopower]

My goodness, hopefully nobody! Do they really think this looks appealing - more like appalling. Perhaps if no-one makes too much of a fuss it will go away

[ummmm]

Daft...

[roopower]

I like it, EcclesCake!

[sandyRoe]

Do they do them in extra large sizes?

[scorpiojo]

Lol

[Daffy6543]

I thought it looked rather small. He obviously isn't particularly well endowed, either that or he is really cold!

[wolf63]

The first design was 'okay' but looked like it would ping off quite easily.

This new one looks like a carrier bag tied on with an elastic band. Very cheap and nasty looking.

What some people will do to get attention!!

[aelmpvw]

it might work if there was a strap just above the knee

[seadogg]

Have been on a nudist beach without embarrassment but most would feel very out of place in such an outfit.
Thanks be that a wet suit is the most suitable beachwear on the N.E. coast

[kvalidir]

He looks like he's forgotten his trunks and has improvised with a dog poo bag and his sister's scrunchy 'cos he's too excited not to go into the water. Bless.

[Mamyalynne]

He obviously only rips his trunks off for the cameras - he still has a white stripe round his nethers.

[anneasquith]

looks like tin foil, and he's roasting a very small piece of chicken !

[woofgang]

lol Kval for best answer!

[Sammy48]

horrible horrible. Nothing like a pair of nice fitting trunks aka Daniel Craig in Bond Movie, to look appealing and sexy.

[Mosaic]

Obviously not designed for northern blokes. Need a dufflebag.

[SirOracle]

Looks like a bad case of sunburn.

[anneasquith]

ta daffy :)

[nannybooby]

only in mad Marbella ! posers trotting round the port like man's gift to barbed wire - saddos

[Georgiesmum]

Gross.
Needed a magnifying glass to see it!