Depends which one you mean -
1st ad is
"Can I help you?" He said.
"Nice shoes." I said.
"You bet." He said.
"How much?" I said.
"You can't put a price on the stars." He said.
"Talk straight." I said.
"Or the moon." He said.
"These shoes," he said "are almost like something being said."
"Cat sure ain't got your toungue, so say it," I said "as you see it." I said.
"I could talk about these shoes forever." He said.
"You have." I said "So how much?" I said.
"Hundred bucks." He said.
"I'll take them." I said.
"Too late." He said "Shop's closed." He said.
I can't repeat what I said.
2nd Ad is
Upon my life, by some device or other
The villain is o'er-raught of all my money.
They say this town is full of cozenage,
As, nimble jugglers that deceive the eye,
Dark-working sorcerers that change the mind,
Soul-killing witches that deform the body,
Disguised cheaters, prating mountebanks,
And many such-like liberties of sin:
If it prove so, I will be gone the sooner.
I'll to the Centaur, to go seek this slave:
I greatly fear my money is not safe.
which is from A COMEDY OF ERRORS by Shakespeare
(its right at the end of Act 1)