Maddening 'advert'

[Khandro]

Every time I open up AB I get, staring me in the face, a bald headed man with an expression like he's just s*** his pants and '5 signs you'll get Alzheimer's' . Does anyone else get this, and can he be put out of his misery? Help!

[hawksley]

I get the the same advert,I split my sides laughing, when I read your description of him lol .

[bookbinder]

If you click the X in the top right corner, he disappears! Magic!

[cupid04]

Paul Daniels^^

[boxtops]

No, I've got a bloke (apparently in tights) contemplating his retirement portfolio :-)

[Old_Geezer]

These days they tailor the ads shown to the viewer. It'll be what you need.

[FredPuli43]

Tailored to the reader? For the last week, I've had a bra advert yet there is no woman using this computer, or, indeed, living here and I haven't posted anything related to, or containing any reference to bras, corsetry or lingerie. [Well, not from here or on this device !]

And I now get an offer for if I have a £250,000 portfolio. No hint of that in my posts, sadly.

[sandyRoe]

I have an ad blocker so don't get to see the adverts. Sounds as though I'm missing all the fun.

[Old_Geezer]

Now now Fred, you didn't want to let slip your life as a wealthy cross dresser now, did you !

[pixie373]

How do they tailor them? I have one for national lottery and one for Business One. Whatever that is

[Old_Geezer]

They nose are what to look at as you surf the Web. Keep the details in spy cookies on your PC.

[Spoonboy]

I tend to ignore the ads now.

[janbee]

I get Kaspersky and M&S ads. I miss out on The Mr Poo Pants one Khandro. Oh , today, I also have BUPA and Oral B toothpaste. xx

[Khandro]

bookbinder; //If you click the X in the top right corner, he disappears! Magic!// It doesn't work for me, and poopy pants is still staring at me disconcertingly as I type. How do you mean 'he disappears' if I click on the top right arrow, yes, but I'm taken off to the labyrinths of Google.