"This is not just food...."

[Alison_S]

"This is not just a tin of baked beans......this is an aluminium cased, extra-tomatoey, 3rd-aisle-next-to-the-spaghetti-Hoops tin of baked beans......"

Hahahahahahaha!! Anymore M&S-isms are most welcome!!

[JackDanielsU]

Lol I cant beat that

i shall return when my brain has had time to think.

ie when im back from the pub

[curiosity]

"This is not just cheese.......this is a carefully selected piece of cheese, matured and hardened, stored independently of its wrapper, in it's own exclusive fridge.

[Mortartube]

I've just seen a pile of vomit on the pavement outside of the pub. But this isn't just ordinary vomit. It's Marks & Spencer's Beaujolais Nouveau with a hint of raspberry and citrus vomit.

[iwbus]

This is not just an answerbank question. This is a specially selected and well thought out witty question cooked up by tasty Alison_S with large doses of sattire and no reference to Fruit 'n' Fibre, baby walkers or heart attacks

[patiodors]

This is not just an advert for Slimming World, this is an advert which makes you feel stupid for pigging out over Christmas on all those expensive M&S ready made meals over loaded with calories....

[Alison_S]

Hahahahahaha!!! U GUYS ARE TOTALLY HILARIOUS!!!

JackDanielsU: now that you are beer-fuelled, have u thought of a good 'un?

Curiosity: Ahh cheese- always a winner.

Mortartube: With my �2.50 M&S voucher- can I purchase a tub of said Beaujolais Nouveau vomit?

Iwbus: LOL- flattery will get you everywhere.

Patiodors: Too right! Did u see the ad they had for these mini fish n' chips in a cone? Madness!! Just wack some McCain oven fries in the oven!!!

Good work all! Give yourself 500 bonus points each.

-Ali- (in stitches holding her sides)

[casaespana]

These are not just knickers, these are Marks & Spencer knickers lovingly hand sewn and crafted in the far off east patterned with tiny sweat droplets from chinese girls.

[iwbus]

This is not just a boyfriend. This is a specially selected, tastefully plumped boyfriend served with a large helping of stubble and flatulance trying hard to impress his missus by doing the truffle shuffle again

[ludwig]

This is not just a turd. This is a long, succulently moist and steaming turd, carefully formed overnight from M&S food, lovingly squeezed from betwixt my rosy cheeks.