Yes, I agree, my backside will continue being wiped on Andrex, those puppies don't scare me like the baby does, maybe its supposed to scare the s, h, one, t out of us, hoping we will buy more loo rolls!
It's good to know I'm not alone in this...I find a baby in a suit very freaky indeed. What posessed them to think we'd all be going 'ahhhhh look a little kid in adults clothing....lets buy more loo roll!'.